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Hedwig · 04-03-2003, 11:26 AM

I can.

Flynn McKerrow · 04-03-2003, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by spurly
I can't belive this topic was moved from GRD to jokes. That is truly sad.

I can't believe how many posts you've resurrected over the last few days.

Abacus · 04-03-2003, 12:01 PM

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1. God created man and woman to live in a relationship of love with himself. To be loved by him and to enjoy him forever.

A threesome? I never knew The Big Guy was into that sort of thing.

Mediancat · 04-03-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by Abacus
A threesome? I never knew The Big Guy was into that sort of thing.

You weren't raised Catholic, I take it.

Rob aka Mediancat

Shake · 04-03-2003, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by Jayjay
Those interested in the historical context of the Bible might want to familiarize themselves with the Jewish perspective of the scriptures as well:

Yadda Yadda Yadda.

Isn't that supposed to be, "Yadda Yadda Yahweh!"?

lugotorix · 04-03-2003, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Radorth
Suggestions:

1. Get a life.
I'm sure OM already has one, which thankfully includes posting on the II forums.

2. Ask a Jewish scholar
You mean like Woody Allen?: "To you I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition!"
...

Sorry, I must have missed the humorous part.
Do you find yourself saying that a lot?

lugotorix

Oxidizing Material · 04-03-2003, 02:45 PM

Radorth, the Children's Aid Society banned me from ever having Jewish children because apparently it's "wrong" or something to make them dig trenches in your front lawn while hitting them with riding crops and taking their gold teeth as fast as they can grow them. Pfft, my bad!

winstonjen · 04-03-2003, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by spurly
I can't belive this topic was moved from GRD to jokes. That is truly sad.

Kevin

You should feel honoured. I'm sure many people find your summary humourous.

spurly · 04-03-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by winstonjen
You should feel honoured. I'm sure many people find your summary humourous.

Okay, I'll take that as a compliment. However, the people who know me well know that telling jokes and stand up comedy are not my strong suit.

Bumble Bee Tuna · 04-03-2003, 11:31 PM

along the lines of "because I'm BIGGER than you are" and "Because I said so!", I think the Bible would best be summed up as:

"Whateva! I do what I want!"

-B

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Hedwig Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,921	I can.

04-03-2003, 01:16 PM	#36
lugotorix Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Western Massachusetts, USA Posts: 162	Originally posted by Radorth Suggestions: 1. Get a life. I'm sure OM already has one, which thankfully includes posting on the II forums. 2. Ask a Jewish scholar You mean like Woody Allen?: "To you I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition!" ... Sorry, I must have missed the humorous part. Do you find yourself saying that a lot? lugotorix

04-03-2003, 02:45 PM	#37
Oxidizing Material Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Somewhere where I don't know where I am Posts: 2,069	Radorth, the Children's Aid Society banned me from ever having Jewish children because apparently it's "wrong" or something to make them dig trenches in your front lawn while hitting them with riding crops and taking their gold teeth as fast as they can grow them. Pfft, my bad!

04-03-2003, 11:31 PM	#40
Bumble Bee Tuna Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Middletown, CT Posts: 7,333	along the lines of "because I'm BIGGER than you are" and "Because I said so!", I think the Bible would best be summed up as: "Whateva! I do what I want!" -B

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