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06-28-2002, 11:44 AM
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America loses sponsorship...
...according to Satirewire.com. He he he.
<a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/june02/pledge.shtml" target="_blank">I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation (sponsorship opportunities available), indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.</a> |
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06-28-2002, 03:55 PM
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Location: Washington
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under Windows, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
I think Microsoft would love to jump on this one. ;-) Or: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Microsoft, and to the company for which it stands, one profit, from making Windows, with blue screens and crashes for all. (NOTE: No insult is meant to Microsoft by those statements, it's just a joke!) |
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