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05-16-2002, 07:19 AM | #11 | |
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Hey, maybe 13 is the number of the ANTCHRIST? <a href="http://iidb.org/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=45&t=000477&p=" target="_blank">The AntChrist Exposed</a> That's the one that's really going to spoil the picnic. And 616 can be the number of the GnatChrist. This way you have three numbers to be afraid of. Should make your little fantasy three times more thrilling. [ May 16, 2002: Message edited by: BibleBelted ]</p> |
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Fastfalcon, I highly recommend the Iron Maiden album "Number of the Beast".
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(after taking deep breaths) There is only one person on this planet who will be the AntiChrist, and he will not be revealed until Christians with the Holy Spirit dwelling in them (you know them if they preach Jesus is Lord and they help the poor and they proclam that they were saved; GWB is one) are raptured away. We are the restrainer holding back the tide of evil. when we are removed, evil will rear its ugly face and roar for 7 years. |
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But isn’t SEVEN a LUCKY # ??
When you stated – this is what I believe and I am not changing I suddenly had visions of a two year throwing a temper tantrum – kicking his feet, squinting his eyes, screaming and thrashing about – I want to believe what I want to believe and no amount of truth is going to change my mind, kick, scream, holding your breath – wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Oh – you are just too funny!! Obviously your God isn’t looking for mature, thoughtful, or intelligent followers! Ohhhhhh- breathe Brighid, breathe … Yeah – that vision of “paradise” is just so enticing I just gots to go and sign my Child of Satan ass up right quick ... where’s the double wide? Mmmm … gots to get me some of that!! Brighid [ May 16, 2002: Message edited by: brighid ]</p> |
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That's why Jesus is so great!
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670 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast 666.000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 - Number of the Millibeast /666 - Beast Common Denominator 1010011010 - Binary of the Beast 666! More Beasts than we can handle -666 - AntiBeast 1-666 - Area code of the Beast 00666 - Zip code of the Beast 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one! Call now. Only $6.66 a minute $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus sales tax $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accesories $656.66 - Price of the Beast after haggling with the sales manager Route 666 - Way of the Beast 666 degrees F - Oven temperature for roast Beast 666 mg - Recommended minimum daily requirement of Beast 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast Babylon 666 - The last, Beast hope 696 - Favorite trio sex position of the Beast Deep Space 666 - To boldly go where no Beast has gone before 666EZ - Short form of the Beast 666A - Long form of the Beast, for those who itemize their damnations The 666 Club - Just 34 shy of something even worse 66.6 oz - Net weight of the Beast. This Beast is sold by weight, not volume. Some settling may have occurred during shipping. The 666-Files - The Beast is out there [ May 16, 2002: Message edited by: QueenofSwords ]</p> |
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QOS - priceless! Very funny!
Fastfalcon - so when Jesus gives 110%, he's really not doing much at all? |
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If you can read this, you were not raptured!
*feels the three sixes underneath her hair* Looks like you're out of luck there, FF. |
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Marry me QoS, that we might live in sin together! |
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