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Eudaimonist · 03-31-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by philechat
Dear Eudaimonist,

Is it an apologetics site? The other links of the same site had me very suspicious about their claims.

Yes, it appears to be some Christian anti-paganism site, but the religion they describe was real. Obviously the claims that the mixture of Christianity and mystery religions was caused by Satanists are silly.

happyboy · 03-31-2003, 03:36 PM

why would i want to worship the unconquered sun??? he's on the cosmic equivlent of crack cocaine (i.e., the games of divinity). no way, man. i wanna be an infernal exalted! bring on the yozis, baby!

happyboy, hardcore gamer

Demigawd · 03-31-2003, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by happyboy
why would i want to worship the unconquered sun??? he's on the cosmic equivlent of crack cocaine (i.e., the games of divinity). no way, man. i wanna be an infernal exalted! bring on the yozis, baby!

happyboy, hardcore gamer

Yeah, but the Yozis and Malfeans are just fighting to get back to the Cosmic Crack. Me, I'm sticking with Luna and being a Barbarian Hero (tm).

Demigawd, waiting for his copy of Abyssal Exalted to arrive

banditoloco · 03-31-2003, 04:13 PM

If I join this church now, do I get a piece of the pie? That's all I'm interested in.

trekbette · 03-31-2003, 04:47 PM

MzNeko told me about Carlin's religion. Mine's better. I have a few addendums to add:

1. If you live in a bed-weather region, you have to move as bad weather is the sign of the evil. (Bad evil, not good evil).
2. We will hold our annual convention in Alaska during the day of endless light (that month with no night). There will be much celebrating (nudity, drugs, human sacrafice and such).
3. It will be each persons responsibilty to convert everyone they come into contact with. Those who hold out must be laughed and pointed at as well as verbally assulted. Tough ones get the rotton fruit treatment, (rocks and small woodland creatures can also be thrown).
4. We are already at war with those "Moon Worshippers" as they are wroing and we are right. Prepare to do battle, probably on Wednesday around threeish if that works for everyone.
5. George Carlin will be dealt with soon as well as those who mention his evilness again. (That also means you, MzNeko. You may be a high priestess but I am in charge. Don't trifle with me woman.
6. Weiner dog worship is important. Remember that.

Any questions?

Demigawd · 03-31-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by trekbette
4. We are already at war with those "Moon Worshippers" as they are wroing and we are right. Prepare to do battle, probably on Wednesday around threeish if that works for everyone.

Make it around seven as some of us have full-time jobs. Also, I must warn you: it takes around 20 minutes for y'all to send a prayer and receive a yay-or-nay from Old-Man-Sun while it only takes seconds for us Moon-Worshippers. I think we lunatics have the divine blessings advantage here.

trekbette · 03-31-2003, 05:17 PM

Seven it is.

Prepare to have your face rubbed in the mud puddle of the evil rain...Infidels. Moonies. Bad, bad, icky, icky people!!!!

Egoinos · 03-31-2003, 05:40 PM

Small woodland creatures?

Lets throw cats!!

Illithid · 03-31-2003, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by banditoloco
If I join this church now, do I get a piece of the pie? That's all I'm interested in.

Pies, hell! I want my pick of the first-born daughters.

And it's 16 min round-trip to the Sun at c. Roughly.

03-31-2003, 04:47 PM	#15
trekbette Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Torrance, CA Posts: 533	I have a few addendums to add MzNeko told me about Carlin's religion. Mine's better. I have a few addendums to add: 1. If you live in a bed-weather region, you have to move as bad weather is the sign of the evil. (Bad evil, not good evil). 2. We will hold our annual convention in Alaska during the day of endless light (that month with no night). There will be much celebrating (nudity, drugs, human sacrafice and such). 3. It will be each persons responsibilty to convert everyone they come into contact with. Those who hold out must be laughed and pointed at as well as verbally assulted. Tough ones get the rotton fruit treatment, (rocks and small woodland creatures can also be thrown). 4. We are already at war with those "Moon Worshippers" as they are wroing and we are right. Prepare to do battle, probably on Wednesday around threeish if that works for everyone. 5. George Carlin will be dealt with soon as well as those who mention his evilness again. (That also means you, MzNeko. You may be a high priestess but I am in charge. Don't trifle with me woman. 6. Weiner dog worship is important. Remember that. Any questions?

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03-31-2003, 03:36 PM	#12
happyboy Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: on the border between here and there, WV Posts: 373	why would i want to worship the unconquered sun??? he's on the cosmic equivlent of crack cocaine (i.e., the games of divinity). no way, man. i wanna be an infernal exalted! bring on the yozis, baby! happyboy, hardcore gamer

03-31-2003, 04:13 PM	#14
banditoloco Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, Missouri, USA Posts: 61	If I join this church now, do I get a piece of the pie? That's all I'm interested in.

03-31-2003, 05:17 PM	#17
trekbette Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Torrance, CA Posts: 533	Seven it is. Prepare to have your face rubbed in the mud puddle of the evil rain...Infidels. Moonies. Bad, bad, icky, icky people!!!!

03-31-2003, 05:40 PM	#18
Egoinos Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 423	Small woodland creatures? Lets throw cats!!

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