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01-22-2002, 07:56 AM
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Poor Parenting
What kept Mary and Joseph from stoning their son Jesus? They were going against the Law of God by tolerating his insubordination.
Can you imagine being Joseph in this whole thing. Talk about being the lame step dad. |
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01-22-2002, 09:20 AM
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Could you imagine as a stepparent having to discipline the son of the eternal, all-powerful, all-knowing, god?
Stop walking out on the lake, get back here, NOW. Stay with your mother. The whining: Dad let's me use my powers anytime I want. 
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01-22-2002, 09:25 AM
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A crowd was about to stone a woman at a well. Jesus said to the crowd, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." A stone comes flying from the crowd and smacks the woman upside the head. Jesus said, "Enough, Mother!"
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01-22-2002, 09:33 AM
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Visitor at Mary and Joseph's house:
"Mary, that was a great meal. The loaves were delicious, the fish was cooked to perfection, and the wine was perfect." "I must give my son Jesus the credit. He made it from scratch. Do you want more? There's plenty where that came from!" |
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01-22-2002, 01:56 PM
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This piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah!
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