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trekbette · 05-11-2003, 10:47 PM

If I had to vote to choose a god, a higher power to make all my decisions for me and for me to happily worship, it would have to be the person who came up with the combination of chocolate and peanut butter. Clearly, that incredible person is a higher being. :notworthy

Who would you vote for?

Entropic_Gnosis · 05-11-2003, 10:58 PM

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, it would have to be the person who came up with the combination of chocolate and peanut butter.

The Devil?

NonHomogenized · 05-11-2003, 11:02 PM

I'm voting for chaos incarnate. After all, if nothing else, it'd always be interesting

safeinacell · 05-11-2003, 11:32 PM

HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

BigBadShrubbery · 05-12-2003, 09:20 AM

Terry Pratchett!

*Worships Mr. Pratchett*

HaysooChreesto! · 05-12-2003, 09:57 AM

Besides me?

If the entity is of a mythical nature then I guess I'll have to go with Venus. If there's an indulgence scale then I'm up pretty high on it and I think she serves that purpose the best.

Ojuice5001 · 05-12-2003, 10:14 AM

Postverta, Roman goddess of the past. Although she is an obscure deity, and although her ideal of regression and repetitiveness is quite unlike the ideals of the American culture, she is my goddess, and plays a more important part in my religion than any other deity, even Jupiter.

The Past has died. The Past has risen. The Past will come again.

Rushianbeing · 05-12-2003, 12:39 PM

Michael Moore.

chekmate · 05-12-2003, 02:44 PM

"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit."

6748_smith_w · 05-12-2003, 03:28 PM

George Carlin, of course.

05-11-2003, 10:47 PM	#1
trekbette Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Torrance, CA Posts: 533	Who gets your vote for god? If I had to vote to choose a god, a higher power to make all my decisions for me and for me to happily worship, it would have to be the person who came up with the combination of chocolate and peanut butter. Clearly, that incredible person is a higher being. :notworthy Who would you vote for?

05-12-2003, 02:44 PM	#9
chekmate Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Downriver Detroit Posts: 1,961	To quote George Carlin... "You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit."

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05-11-2003, 11:02 PM	#3
NonHomogenized Veteran Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: no longer at IIDB Posts: 1,644	I'm voting for chaos incarnate. After all, if nothing else, it'd always be interesting

05-11-2003, 11:32 PM	#4
safeinacell Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 304	HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

05-12-2003, 09:20 AM	#5
BigBadShrubbery Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 129	Terry Pratchett! Worships Mr. Pratchett

05-12-2003, 09:57 AM	#6
HaysooChreesto! Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SoCal USA Posts: 7,737	Besides me? If the entity is of a mythical nature then I guess I'll have to go with Venus. If there's an indulgence scale then I'm up pretty high on it and I think she serves that purpose the best.

05-12-2003, 10:14 AM	#7
Ojuice5001 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A city in Florida that I love Posts: 3,416	Postverta, Roman goddess of the past. Although she is an obscure deity, and although her ideal of regression and repetitiveness is quite unlike the ideals of the American culture, she is my goddess, and plays a more important part in my religion than any other deity, even Jupiter. The Past has died. The Past has risen. The Past will come again.

05-12-2003, 12:39 PM	#8
Rushianbeing Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: the holler, y'all Posts: 243	Michael Moore.

05-12-2003, 03:28 PM	#10
6748_smith_w Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 69	George Carlin, of course.

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