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Farren · 08-08-2003, 01:52 PM

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Thankyou. I'm saving that one to my hard drive

Farren · 08-08-2003, 05:03 PM

When a catholic takes holy communion, has the git got gut Gott in his gut?

(apologies to catholics for calling them gits, but I needed the extra alliteration)

PopeInTheWoods · 08-09-2003, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by Wyrdsmyth
I certainly hope not. I don't want to end up eating sauerkraut, red cabbage and endless variations of pork for the rest of eternity.

But the beer will be great, so who cares?

Koyaanisqatsi · 08-10-2003, 08:39 AM

Mmmm...Sausage....

Ausgezeichnet! Zwei mal weisse, bitte. Ja, mit brotchen. Was? Nein, der grosse Hefe-Weizen. Vielen dank!

matthias j. · 08-10-2003, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by PopeInTheWoods
But the beer will be great, so who cares?

No it won't. And it will come in mugs instead of glasses. And will have to wear lederhosen.

I think you guys have never seen German television. My god, the mere thought of singing Schlagers makes my stumach turn.

THEY BE EVIL!

RRoman · 08-10-2003, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by matthias j.
THEY BE EVIL!

But at least we have good-looking women

Boro Nut · 08-11-2003, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by pmurray
Them northern europeans sure are good at preserving vegetables. Something about the climate. I had an Austrian girlfriend once and always noticd that when she cooked, there were never fresh vegetables.

I wonder if it was the same girl I knew. Did she have an enigmatic smile, and always be banging on about how much she enjoyed a nice cucumber in cider?

Boro Nut

Enai · 08-11-2003, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by matthias j.
No it won't. And it will come in mugs instead of glasses. And will have to wear lederhosen.

Our beer never wears lederhosen! And it often comes in glasses, depending on the type of beer you drink and where you drink it. Hefeweizen always comes in a tall glass, Guinness comes in a pint (but contains a half liter), K�lsch comes in a rather small, straight glass, and so on. Never have I seen somebody drink his beer out of pants! [/willfull misunderstanding]

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I think you guys have never seen German television. My god, the mere thought of singing Schlagers makes my stumach turn.

This thought makes the stomachs of most Germans turn, too.

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THEY BE EVIL!

Yes, we're evil. And better at it than you. Get over it.

Enai

matthias j. · 08-11-2003, 11:32 AM

Guinness is hardly a German beer, you infidel! Don't dare to insult the second best stout in the world ever again!

And if nobody likes those shows, why do you keep broadcasting them? I think you're just doing it to annoy us! You bastards! But we'll get you: http://www.alphamusicshop.de/2184694.html Produce of Belgium.

*cue evil laughter*

BTW: I can laugh with Germans all I want, I used to be one! Back in the days when Raffinerei 2000 was a good idea and Kohl was a respected Kansler

Cynical-Chick · 08-12-2003, 01:49 AM

I want to try some German liquor, at some point....

My boyfriend's cousin downed an entire bottle of Jager in one sitting. Heheh...

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08-08-2003, 05:03 PM	#22
Farren Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: South Africa Posts: 2,194	When a catholic takes holy communion, has the git got gut Gott in his gut? (apologies to catholics for calling them gits, but I needed the extra alliteration)

08-10-2003, 08:39 AM	#24
Koyaanisqatsi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Yes, I have dyslexia. Sue me. Posts: 6,508	Mmmm...Sausage.... Ausgezeichnet! Zwei mal weisse, bitte. Ja, mit brotchen. Was? Nein, der grosse Hefe-Weizen. Vielen dank!

08-11-2003, 11:32 AM	#29
matthias j. Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Belgium/Ghent Posts: 191	Guinness is hardly a German beer, you infidel! Don't dare to insult the second best stout in the world ever again! And if nobody likes those shows, why do you keep broadcasting them? I think you're just doing it to annoy us! You bastards! But we'll get you: http://www.alphamusicshop.de/2184694.html Produce of Belgium. cue evil laughter BTW: I can laugh with Germans all I want, I used to be one! Back in the days when Raffinerei 2000 was a good idea and Kohl was a respected Kansler

08-12-2003, 01:49 AM	#30
Cynical-Chick Contributor Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,424	I want to try some German liquor, at some point.... My boyfriend's cousin downed an entire bottle of Jager in one sitting. Heheh...

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