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beth · 04-18-2003, 06:25 AM

I went to the crosspot page and there is nothing there about this. I guess they discovered it. Poor Landover Baptist!

edit: Nevermind, I found that crosspot ios hosting it. Tee hee!

nj_heathens · 04-18-2003, 01:19 PM

I recognize this discussion from a previous thread on ~Elsewhere:

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.p...threadid=43431

Mrs. Heathen

Opera Nut · 04-18-2003, 10:49 PM

We got so many holy rollers in Tex-Ass that I would swear on a stack of Bhagavad-Gitas that Landover Baptist adn Betty Bowers were real. It's SCARY.

Azathoth · 04-19-2003, 01:24 AM

Nice.I wasn't sure if it was a parody site,or not.My first instinct was that it was,indeed,a parody site,but when I went to some of the places advertised on their banners,and I found actual businesses that were of the fundamentalist persuasion.I figured they were the real thing.

Gunnaheave · 04-22-2003, 01:24 AM

How dare you people suggest that Landover Baptist isn't real !?! That's my church dammit! And as one of our beloved pastors used to say; IT'S JUST AS REAL AS JESUS!!!

I shall contact the stoning committee about this discussion. (Harrumph!)

Corgan Sow · 04-22-2003, 03:12 AM

I can't access Landover Baptists' site! Is it REALLY shut down for good?

Gunnaheave · 04-23-2003, 02:23 AM

I'm sure they were merely fighting off some demons. It will all be back soon enough.

NialScorva · 04-23-2003, 09:14 AM

From the staff page page at Objective: LBS:

Quote:

"Diamond" Jack Holgroth is a Game Theoretician who currently teaches a course in Advanced Game Theory for Theologians at Fellowship University. He served our country during the Cold War as a Game Theory Tactician for the Department of Defense and single-handedly developed an elegant solution to the "Fisherman's Quandary", a game theory problem that was crucial to the winning of the arms race and that was famously intractable - until Diamond Jack came along. Jack also enjoys vexillology and can signal Bible passages from memory in fluent semaphore.

Nikolai · 04-25-2003, 08:01 AM

Maybe the crossspot guys think its real, failing to realize it was submited by Landover Batist guys.

Ut · 04-27-2003, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Pastor Rosas of the ecumenical Catholic Outreach Baptist Ministries has helped us greatly in bringing awareness of the anti-Christian bigotry on our Internet to the Catholic Hispanic community. Though most of the Pastor's flock are too poor to own computers, they are still a valuable asset for raising the awareness of more affluent Christians.

ROFL, who wants to join the Catholic Baptist Church? (Now you know what CBC means)

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04-18-2003, 06:25 AM	#11
beth Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: where orange blossoms bloom... Posts: 1,802	I went to the crosspot page and there is nothing there about this. I guess they discovered it. Poor Landover Baptist! edit: Nevermind, I found that crosspot ios hosting it. Tee hee!

04-18-2003, 01:19 PM	#12
nj_heathens Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ewing, NJ Posts: 447	I recognize this discussion from a previous thread on ~Elsewhere: http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.p...threadid=43431 Mrs. Heathen

04-18-2003, 10:49 PM	#13
Opera Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,671	We got so many holy rollers in Tex-Ass that I would swear on a stack of Bhagavad-Gitas that Landover Baptist adn Betty Bowers were real. It's SCARY.

04-19-2003, 01:24 AM	#14
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	Nice.I wasn't sure if it was a parody site,or not.My first instinct was that it was,indeed,a parody site,but when I went to some of the places advertised on their banners,and I found actual businesses that were of the fundamentalist persuasion.I figured they were the real thing.

04-22-2003, 01:24 AM	#15
Gunnaheave Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 3,250	How dare you people suggest that Landover Baptist isn't real !?! That's my church dammit! And as one of our beloved pastors used to say; IT'S JUST AS REAL AS JESUS!!! I shall contact the stoning committee about this discussion. (Harrumph!)

04-22-2003, 03:12 AM	#16
Corgan Sow Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 1,537	I can't access Landover Baptists' site! Is it REALLY shut down for good?

04-23-2003, 02:23 AM	#17
Gunnaheave Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 3,250	I'm sure they were merely fighting off some demons. It will all be back soon enough.

04-25-2003, 08:01 AM	#19
Nikolai Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Richmond, Virginia Posts: 422	Maybe the crossspot guys think its real, failing to realize it was submited by Landover Batist guys.

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