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Biff the unclean · 07-03-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Godless Dave
I move that all charges be dismissed on the grounds the named defendant does not exist.

I recognized him from the composite sketches made by Jack Chick. Who else has a big nothing where their head should be?

Dr Rick · 07-03-2003, 11:46 AM

"Yes, yes, counselor; that's the man. I'd recognize him anywhere, and He tried that same joke on me..."

braces_for_impact · 07-03-2003, 11:51 AM

<Busts doors to courtroom open with a loud bang>

"Your honor, I have further evidence. Apparently this 'bible' is not the only journal this Jehova kept. I have several books here with further misdeeds, murder, and injustice perpetrated by the defendant!"

<Drops Jewish and Muslim scriptures all over the floor in front of bench>

"I would like to label these exibits b through xxxvvviii please."

Mageth · 07-03-2003, 11:52 AM

I move that all charges be dismissed on the grounds the named defendant does not exist.

If the named defendant does not appear or cannot be apprehended, he will be tried in absentia.

(Does the earth have an extradition agreement with Heaven?)

Nowhere357 · 07-03-2003, 11:57 AM

This isn't a kangaroo court, is it?

Dr Rick · 07-03-2003, 12:04 PM

Biff the unclean · 07-03-2003, 12:17 PM

Omnipresent hey?! Then where were you on the night of February the 12th?

Mageth · 07-03-2003, 12:51 PM

GOD: "I don't remember."

And omniscient as well? We won't accept "I don't remember" as an answer!

LogicMage · 07-03-2003, 02:08 PM

This court will accept this new evidence....

*looks around to see kangaroos everywhere*

winstonjen · 07-03-2003, 02:19 PM

If it please the court, I propose that if found guilty, Yahweh resurrects all the innocents he slaughtered through the ages. As the victims and afflicted, they should be the judges and administrators of punishment.

07-03-2003, 12:04 PM	#16
Dr Rick Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: USA Posts: 5,393	We got him the best legal defense money can buy:

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07-03-2003, 11:46 AM	#12
Dr Rick Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: USA Posts: 5,393	"Yes, yes, counselor; that's the man. I'd recognize him anywhere, and He tried that same joke on me..."

07-03-2003, 11:51 AM	#13
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	<Busts doors to courtroom open with a loud bang> "Your honor, I have further evidence. Apparently this 'bible' is not the only journal this Jehova kept. I have several books here with further misdeeds, murder, and injustice perpetrated by the defendant!" <Drops Jewish and Muslim scriptures all over the floor in front of bench> "I would like to label these exibits b through xxxvvviii please."

07-03-2003, 11:52 AM	#14
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	I move that all charges be dismissed on the grounds the named defendant does not exist. If the named defendant does not appear or cannot be apprehended, he will be tried in absentia. (Does the earth have an extradition agreement with Heaven?)

07-03-2003, 11:57 AM	#15
Nowhere357 Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Grand Junction CO Posts: 2,231	This isn't a kangaroo court, is it?

07-03-2003, 12:17 PM	#17
Biff the unclean Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: an inaccessible island fortress Posts: 10,638	Omnipresent hey?! Then where were you on the night of February the 12th?

07-03-2003, 12:51 PM	#18
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	GOD: "I don't remember." And omniscient as well? We won't accept "I don't remember" as an answer!

07-03-2003, 02:08 PM	#19
LogicMage Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Deep within the recesses of a twisted mind Posts: 74	This court will accept this new evidence.... looks around to see kangaroos everywhere

07-03-2003, 02:19 PM	#20
winstonjen Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,425	If it please the court, I propose that if found guilty, Yahweh resurrects all the innocents he slaughtered through the ages. As the victims and afflicted, they should be the judges and administrators of punishment.

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