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crocodile deathroll · 07-04-2003, 12:02 AM

Next time you call by church, shout out to the preacher "have you got both your testicles?"
Then pick up the nearest bible and quote this:

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Leviticus 21:17-23 A priest (or descendant of Aaron) with crushed testicles (or almost any other physical deformity) is not to be allowed near the sanctuary.

Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones [testicles], or hath his privy member [penis] cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."

If he happens to be a Roman Catholic priest, ask him "WTF to you need them anyway?"

Kimpatsu · 07-04-2003, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by crocodile deathroll
(snip)... If he happens to be a Roman Catholic priest, ask him "WTF to you need them anyway?"

Easy. To bugger the altar boys.

crocodile deathroll · 07-04-2003, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by Kimpatsu
Easy. To bugger the altar boys.

Why didn't I think of that?!?

Kimpatsu · 07-05-2003, 06:33 PM

Because it's a bum rap? Or am I making an ass of myself?

Evil Milkman · 07-09-2003, 01:17 PM

:notworthy

LOVED it!

Arken · 07-09-2003, 01:47 PM

:notworthy

This reminds me of the summary of Judaism I gave to a friend once:

"God is a great big, angry motherfucker. Don't fuck with him."

//riot of disorder:: · 07-13-2003, 06:15 PM

Here is a summary of Christianity that I found.

winstonjen · 08-18-2003, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by spurly
10. Now we are to live for him until he returns.

And THIS time it'll be perfect for everyone. Because, well, he PROMISED, just like all the other times.

winstonjen · 08-18-2003, 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by //riot of disorder::
Here is a summary of Christianity that I found.

Those guns are way too small for today's kids!

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07-05-2003, 06:33 PM	#64
Kimpatsu Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tokyo Posts: 1,126	Because it's a bum rap? Or am I making an ass of myself?

07-09-2003, 01:17 PM	#65
Evil Milkman Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 499	:notworthy LOVED it!

07-09-2003, 01:47 PM	#66
Arken Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: North Hollywood, CA Posts: 6,303	:notworthy This reminds me of the summary of Judaism I gave to a friend once: "God is a great big, angry motherfucker. Don't fuck with him."

07-13-2003, 06:15 PM	#67
//riot of disorder:: Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: California Posts: 184	Here is a summary of Christianity that I found.

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