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Boro Nut · 02-21-2003, 08:59 AM

Does anyone know for sure when I will be judged? I've been told by priests that I'm going to hell, but I might repent before I croak just to prove them wrong. But if I forget to, will I go straight to hell? What if the judgement is that I can go the heaven after all? It doesn't seem fair. Would I be eligible for compo for the time spent in hell? If they just rubber stamp their previous assessment I can't see the point of turning up. Just let your brief handle it.

If I have to wait for judgement day, where will I be in the meantime? Are the facilities good? I suppose they would be if there were going to be saints there as well. Does anyone know when judgement day will be exactly? I would like to make a good impression on the judge. I don't want to turn up scruffy or anything if it is going to affect my sentence.

Boro Nut

Melkor · 02-21-2003, 09:15 AM

You will be judged when you stand in the halls of the Valar before Manw�, lord of the realm of Arda.

inmeitrust · 02-22-2003, 05:13 AM

Isn't this a Linda Ronstandt song?

Magus55 · 02-22-2003, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by Boro Nut
Does anyone know for sure when I will be judged? I've been told by priests that I'm going to hell, but I might repent before I croak just to prove them wrong. But if I forget to, will I go straight to hell? What if the judgement is that I can go the heaven after all? It doesn't seem fair. Would I be eligible for compo for the time spent in hell? If they just rubber stamp their previous assessment I can't see the point of turning up. Just let your brief handle it.

If I have to wait for judgement day, where will I be in the meantime? Are the facilities good? I suppose they would be if there were going to be saints there as well. Does anyone know when judgement day will be exactly? I would like to make a good impression on the judge. I don't want to turn up scruffy or anything if it is going to affect my sentence.

Boro Nut

Sometime in the future ( predicted near future - within 10 years) there will be the Rapture. Jesus brings all believers up to Heaven with him, then He leashes his wrath on the unbelieving world ( 7 seals, 4 horsemen of apocalypse, Antichrist reigns, plagues, asteroids, darkness, earthquakes etc etc. - hell on earth) - that is called the Tribulation - during the Tribulation you still have time to repent to Jesus as long as you are alive. If you remain an unbeliever and don't repent you go to hell when you die awaiting Judgement ( same if you survive all 7 years of the Tribulation) - after you are judged you are thrown into the Lake of Fire for eternity. As long as you are alive, you still can be saved if you have sincere faith in Jesus and ask for his forgiveness.

seanie · 02-22-2003, 08:26 AM

And make sure you wear a suit and tie.

Asha'man · 02-22-2003, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Magus55
Sometime in the future ( predicted near future - within 10 years) there will be the Rapture. Jesus brings all believers up to Heaven with him, then He leashes his wrath on the unbelieving world ( 7 seals, 4 horsemen of apocalypse, Antichrist reigns, plagues, asteroids, darkness, earthquakes etc etc. - hell on earth) - that is called the Tribulation - during the Tribulation you still have time to repent to Jesus as long as you are alive. If you remain an unbeliever and don't repent you go to hell when you die awaiting Judgement ( same if you survive all 7 years of the Tribulation) - after you are judged you are thrown into the Lake of Fire for eternity. As long as you are alive, you still can be saved if you have sincere faith in Jesus and ask for his forgiveness.

Waaahhaaahhaaa!

That's almost as absurdly funny as Boro Nut's original post!

oriecat · 02-22-2003, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by Magus55
Sometime in the future ( predicted near future - within 10 years)

Why do you think that? Why do you people always think it will happen to you? A fundy dude I knew said that too - "It WILL happen in our lifetime". Do you not realize that every generation has thought that and guess what, it ain't happened!

Magus55 · 02-22-2003, 10:56 AM

I believe that its soon because of all the fighting over Israel - Bible prophecy is unfolding before our eyes - perfect time to usher in the Antichrist to decieve people into thinking hes making peace in the Middle East - obviously no one knows Jesus' second coming except God - but prophecy wise, it looks close.

lunachick · 02-22-2003, 11:28 AM

There has always been fighting over Israel.

Asha'man · 02-22-2003, 12:12 PM

There have always been predictions that the world is about to end, since the beginning of recorded history. Since the world is still here, there is a 100% failure rate on this type of prediction.

A Brief History of the Apocalypse
It's the end of the world as we know it....again

02-21-2003, 08:59 AM	#1
Boro Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Middlesbrough, England Posts: 3,909	When Will I Be Judged? Does anyone know for sure when I will be judged? I've been told by priests that I'm going to hell, but I might repent before I croak just to prove them wrong. But if I forget to, will I go straight to hell? What if the judgement is that I can go the heaven after all? It doesn't seem fair. Would I be eligible for compo for the time spent in hell? If they just rubber stamp their previous assessment I can't see the point of turning up. Just let your brief handle it. If I have to wait for judgement day, where will I be in the meantime? Are the facilities good? I suppose they would be if there were going to be saints there as well. Does anyone know when judgement day will be exactly? I would like to make a good impression on the judge. I don't want to turn up scruffy or anything if it is going to affect my sentence. Boro Nut

02-22-2003, 12:12 PM	#10
Asha'man Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: southeast Posts: 2,526	False Prophecy There have always been predictions that the world is about to end, since the beginning of recorded history. Since the world is still here, there is a 100% failure rate on this type of prediction. A Brief History of the Apocalypse It's the end of the world as we know it....again

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02-21-2003, 09:15 AM	#2
Melkor Regular Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 396	You will be judged when you stand in the halls of the Valar before Manw�, lord of the realm of Arda.

02-22-2003, 05:13 AM	#3
inmeitrust Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 483	Isn't this a Linda Ronstandt song?

02-22-2003, 08:26 AM	#5
seanie Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edinburgh. Scotland Posts: 2,532	And make sure you wear a suit and tie.

02-22-2003, 10:56 AM	#8
Magus55 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 7,204	I believe that its soon because of all the fighting over Israel - Bible prophecy is unfolding before our eyes - perfect time to usher in the Antichrist to decieve people into thinking hes making peace in the Middle East - obviously no one knows Jesus' second coming except God - but prophecy wise, it looks close.

02-22-2003, 11:28 AM	#9
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	There has always been fighting over Israel.

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