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Bible Humper · 07-31-2002, 07:50 PM

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An inventory of the debtor's van following seizure by the IRS revealed video and audio tapes and printed literature on creationism published by the debtor. Included in the literature is an order form containing prices designated as "suggested donations:" The "suggested donation" for the video tapes ranged from $9.95 each to $14.95 each with the "donation" for a set of all eighteen (18) of the debtor's videos of $180.00.

*wonders what your chances of getting those are if you "suggest" donating less*

ROFLMAO. How did this maroon convince himself that the IRS would be baffled by this simplistic scheme?

If this worked, every corporation in America would register as a friggin church and collect untaxable "donations".

Camaban · 07-31-2002, 08:13 PM

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ROFLMAO. How did this maroon convince himself that the IRS would be baffled by this simplistic scheme?

He'd probably gotten used to the idea that people were easily fooled by simple rhetoric and halfarsed loopholes...

after all, that idea built his house, brought his cars, and got his career moving, didn't it?

nogods4me · 08-01-2002, 04:04 AM

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Rather than appearing and producing any of the records set forth in the summons, the debtor submitted a letter to Revenue Officer Powe claiming that he is "a non resident alien to the federal government,"

Quick, someone call the INS and have his ass deported.

tgamble · 08-01-2002, 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by nogods4me:

Quick, someone call the INS and have his ass deported.

And risk war with whatever sucker country gets his sorry ass? Are you nuts?

Coragyps · 08-01-2002, 04:56 AM

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and reptiles changed into IRS accountants).

Well, the ones I dealt with that time were pretty damn cold-blooded....

nogods4me · 08-01-2002, 07:44 AM

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and reptiles changed into IRS accountants).

David Icke strikes again.

I guess Hovind must have skipped the part about rendering unto Caesar.

Blinn · 08-01-2002, 07:58 AM

Here's a little gem from Hovind:

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I have only missed one court appearance and that was only due to my complete lack of understanding of the legal process.

From <a href="http://www.drdino.com/cse.asp?pg=news&specific=62" target="_blank">here</a>.

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ · 08-01-2002, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by tgamble:


And risk war with whatever sucker country gets his sorry ass? Are you nuts?

Actually, I think we'd just put him on a rocket, and shoot it waaaay into space, er, "heaven"--where he probabl is a "citizen" of already.

scigirl · 08-01-2002, 08:02 AM

Nothing works like prayer huh? If this was such a godly mission, than why did he need to put #2 and #3 on the list of "things you can do to help?" Shouldn't the first one be enough?

Maybe Hovind is an atheist after all. . . nothing fails like prayer,and he knows it!

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What you can do:

1. Pray for us and the people listed below.
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2. Write, call and email (all three please!) Donald Mayo.
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3. Write, fax, call and email the five commissioners below.

Let's go infidels - start writing and calling. Oh and praying. I'll start:

Dear (nonexistent or perhaps just there but not listening) God,

Please please help Kent Hovind to get whatever he deserves. Thank you God,

scigirl

tgamble · 08-01-2002, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by Jesus Christ:


Actually, I think we'd just put him on a rocket, and shoot it waaaay into space, er, "heaven"--where he probabl is a "citizen" of already.

HA! Like they'd want him!

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