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Joel · 09-09-2002, 10:16 AM

I've always liked cats, but to quote Red Foreman (That 70's Show)

"Take the smartest cat in the world and it still craps in the house."

Radcliffe Emerson · 09-09-2002, 10:23 AM

Yep, it doesn't have to be taken out for a walk outside, where it will crap in the yard for someone to step on.

Mageth · 09-09-2002, 10:28 AM

I crap in the house, too.

Perchance · 09-09-2002, 10:36 AM

You can actually train cats to use toilets, by balancing the litter box on top of the toilet and then gradually removing it once the cat gets used to it.

Not that I know anyone who's actually done it, mind you.

-Perchance.

MzNeko · 09-09-2002, 11:20 AM

ummmm..., errrr..., well...

Wow

Friends don't let friends smoke crack and join the Jehovah's Witnessess...

Harumi · 09-09-2002, 11:28 AM

Well, in Buddhism, cats are damned creatures, because they were supposedly too arrogant to pay homage to Buddha when he was blessing the creatures. (Japanese Zen Buddhism I think).

On the other hand, the cobra is blessed, because it lifted its hood to shield Buddha from the sun when he was meditating.

But I do like cobras, and I'm allergic to cats, so I'm rather found of the arrangement.

Dephanie

MzNeko · 09-09-2002, 12:38 PM

Yeah, but of the two, I think that I'd rather receive a love-bite from the cat!

Wyz_sub10 · 09-09-2002, 12:49 PM

You know, it worries me that I always go to these sites and think "thissa joke, right?" And then I realize it's dead serious.

Quote:

The Bible does not say that cats were not present at Herod's birthday party when John the Baptist was beheaded.

The bible does not say that my grade 5 teacher, Mrs. Cocchiola, was not present either. I always knew there was "something" about her...

I honestly, honestly, honestly wonder how someone could be this goddamn stupid.

Doesn't this guy have anything better to worry about? I hope he gets eaten by cats.

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alek0 · 09-09-2002, 06:27 PM

My cats (two of them) use the toilet. They don't know how to flush though, but they call me when they are done to flush it for them.

Anyone has a toilet trained dog

Doubting Didymus · 09-09-2002, 06:35 PM

Do they know their own names?

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09-09-2002, 10:16 AM	#31
Joel Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 925	I've always liked cats, but to quote Red Foreman (That 70's Show) "Take the smartest cat in the world and it still craps in the house."

09-09-2002, 10:23 AM	#32
Radcliffe Emerson Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: the dark side of Mars Posts: 1,309	Yep, it doesn't have to be taken out for a walk outside, where it will crap in the yard for someone to step on.

09-09-2002, 10:28 AM	#33
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	I crap in the house, too.

09-09-2002, 10:36 AM	#34
Perchance Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,059	You can actually train cats to use toilets, by balancing the litter box on top of the toilet and then gradually removing it once the cat gets used to it. Not that I know anyone who's actually done it, mind you. -Perchance.

09-09-2002, 11:20 AM	#35
MzNeko Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Long Beach, California Posts: 1,127	ummmm..., errrr..., well... Wow Friends don't let friends smoke crack and join the Jehovah's Witnessess...

09-09-2002, 11:28 AM	#36
Harumi Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 3,184	Well, in Buddhism, cats are damned creatures, because they were supposedly too arrogant to pay homage to Buddha when he was blessing the creatures. (Japanese Zen Buddhism I think). On the other hand, the cobra is blessed, because it lifted its hood to shield Buddha from the sun when he was meditating. But I do like cobras, and I'm allergic to cats, so I'm rather found of the arrangement. Dephanie

09-09-2002, 12:38 PM	#37
MzNeko Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Long Beach, California Posts: 1,127	Yeah, but of the two, I think that I'd rather receive a love-bite from the cat!

09-09-2002, 06:27 PM	#39
alek0 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 640	My cats (two of them) use the toilet. They don't know how to flush though, but they call me when they are done to flush it for them. Anyone has a toilet trained dog

09-09-2002, 06:35 PM	#40
Doubting Didymus Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: East Coast. Australia. Posts: 5,455	Do they know their own names?

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