Sheep in the big city

I faintly remember a TV commercial where you have a squirrel hopping on the street in front of a car which barely swerves around the squirrel with screeching tires. Then while you hear the car crashing and exploding in the background you see the squirrel lauging hysterically and high-fiveing his squirrel friends.
Anyone remember what product that spot was for?

trunks2k

Finally! Someone else sees the evil the squirrels are up to! Not only are they trying cause fatal car accidnets, they are trying to bring down our entire electronic infastructure. The squirrels back home are learning that chewing on powerlines makes my entire neighborhood lose power. It's just a matter of time until they grow resistant to the deadly electric shock and are able to chew through power lines all over the country without harming themselves. Thereby causing massive blackouts throwing our entire country into electronic darkness. The squirrelrs are then going to take advantage of the resulting chaos and take over the country, turn us into their slaves, and finallyu use the US's nuclear arsenal to take over the world!

This one squirrel keeps trying attack me when I sit in my living room. It climbs on the table on the deck and takes a diving leap for my head. Fortunately it hasn't gained the intelligence to realize that there is a window in the way. So you just hear "Scratch scratch scratch..... THWAP!.... scratch scratch scratch scratch... THWAP!". Or maybe it knows there's a window in the way and is conditioning itself to break through windows for the coming squirrel invasion. I'm scared.... hold me.

I'm not crazy I tell you, the squirrels are! They are!

[ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: trunks2k ]</p>

trunks2k

Geico Auto Insurance

Xixax

lol @ lisarea

pz

This is all very amusing, but as everyone knows, us evilutionists have no sense of humor. I think those wacky guys & gals in Humor will enjoy this much more.