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onegreatperson · 11-13-2002, 03:57 PM

GENESIS CHAPTER 1: THIS IS WHAT GOD SAYS!!!!!!

1-2 Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night when GodFather, The Great Geehovah, illuminated the entire universe with one grand sweep of his Magic Rod. For all eternity before that, darkness had shrouded the cosmos, and the earth was not yet a material world. GodFather and The Holy Spook treaded troubled waters in the gloom of perpetual night for countless megazillions of years until they decided it was time for a change.

3-5 So, GodFather proclaimed, "Bring forth light, O Magic Rod!" All matter and energy exploded into existence in a big bang of dazzling brilliance against a backdrop of velvet black. "O, what a beautiful morning!" sang Geehovah, "O, what a beautiful night! I've got a beautiful feeling, this first day is going all right!"

Continued: <a href="http://www.queenjanesversion.com/genesis.asp" target="_blank">Queen Jane's Version - Genesis 1 {Excerpt}</a>

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[Edit by Kevin Dorner: Replaced text with web link to same]

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Camaban · 11-13-2002, 04:06 PM

You were bored, weren't you?

onegreatperson · 11-13-2002, 04:19 PM

Hahaha, you got that right. Tell me something are you familiar with that excerpt it comes from <a href="http://www.queenjanesversion.com/" target="_blank">http://www.queenjanesversion.com/</a> it is a great book.
I am buying it a second time, oh well!!!!!

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Camaban · 11-13-2002, 04:44 PM

While I used to read the Bible alot (used to enjoy myths and legends, the school priest was much put out when what he thought was the class religious person turned out to merely be a reader) I can't honestly remember much of it, so most of that stuff wouldn't be ripping off something I know.

In short. I haven't

Kevin Dorner · 11-13-2002, 05:23 PM

Given that this was listed on the page as an excerpt, I would have let it stand, but unfortunately in the <a href="http://www.queenjanesversion.com/cover.asp" target="_blank">cover notes</a> I found:

Quote:

This book may not be duplicated in any way (including printed or electronic) without express written consent from the author or the publisher, except in the form of brief excerpts or quotations for the purposes of review.

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Also, I think that this thread belongs in the Freethought Humour/Jokes forum, so I am moving it there.

11-13-2002, 03:57 PM	#1
onegreatperson Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 22	KING JAMES VERSION!!!!!!! READ YOU ATHEIST GENESIS CHAPTER 1: THIS IS WHAT GOD SAYS!!!!!! 1-2 Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night when GodFather, The Great Geehovah, illuminated the entire universe with one grand sweep of his Magic Rod. For all eternity before that, darkness had shrouded the cosmos, and the earth was not yet a material world. GodFather and The Holy Spook treaded troubled waters in the gloom of perpetual night for countless megazillions of years until they decided it was time for a change. 3-5 So, GodFather proclaimed, "Bring forth light, O Magic Rod!" All matter and energy exploded into existence in a big bang of dazzling brilliance against a backdrop of velvet black. "O, what a beautiful morning!" sang Geehovah, "O, what a beautiful night! I've got a beautiful feeling, this first day is going all right!" Continued: <a href="http://www.queenjanesversion.com/genesis.asp" target="_blank">Queen Jane's Version - Genesis 1 {Excerpt}</a> <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" /> [Edit by Kevin Dorner: Replaced text with web link to same] [ November 13, 2002: Message edited by: Kevin Dorner ]</p>

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11-13-2002, 04:06 PM	#2
Camaban Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 473	You were bored, weren't you?

11-13-2002, 04:19 PM	#3
onegreatperson Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 22	Hahaha, you got that right. Tell me something are you familiar with that excerpt it comes from <a href="http://www.queenjanesversion.com/" target="_blank">http://www.queenjanesversion.com/</a> it is a great book. I am buying it a second time, oh well!!!!! <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" />

11-13-2002, 04:44 PM	#4
Camaban Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 473	While I used to read the Bible alot (used to enjoy myths and legends, the school priest was much put out when what he thought was the class religious person turned out to merely be a reader) I can't honestly remember much of it, so most of that stuff wouldn't be ripping off something I know. In short. I haven't

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