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Undercurrent · 04-24-2003, 07:50 PM

so I spend 2am to 10am this morining voiding my gastrointestinal tract from both ends at once. And I can't stand up for more than a minute at a time without losing my balance, so to navigate my apartment, I have to make like my coworker's baby and either crawl, or keep myself balanced against the walls. And to top it off, I haven't been able to keep anything down all day, and everthing I ate yesterday is now either in my toliet of in my bathtub, along with a good amount of water that used to be part of my body and, no doubt, a whole bunch of water-soluble shit that's probably really important to human life.

Things I belived this morning:

If I yelled out loudly enough the name of my friend who lives in London, UK, she would come to take care of me.
Consuming water, and then puking it into your bathtub after it has been mixed with the hydochloric acid in your stomach, is really effective against soap scum.
Puking would be a lot more fun if it wasn't for the half-hour of being about to puke beforehand.
The benefit of being a baby when you have the motor skills of a baby, is that your not actually strong enough to brak anything. Having the motor skills of a baby when you're as strong as an adult makes for some big messes. (actually true).

So it's time to bring on the fucking curly-brace hugs.

villainess · 04-24-2003, 08:16 PM

Well, I was going to complain about my head cold, but never mind.

On the bright side, at least really violent stomach upsets tend to pass over fairly quickly. Of course, if this one doesn't, it sounds like you better get ye hence to the emergency room to get re-hydrated.

- the_villainess

oriecat · 04-24-2003, 08:57 PM

Get well soon, undercurrent!!!!!

*curly-brace hugs*

reverendmoss · 04-24-2003, 09:28 PM

Look on the bright side: I bet you've lost some weight!

Annabel Lee · 04-24-2003, 09:51 PM

I don't know you Undercurrent, but here's a hug anyway.

(((((((((((((((((Undercurrent))))))))))))))))))))

I hope you feel better.

seebs · 04-24-2003, 10:15 PM

Annabel, annabel. Parentheses are hardly hugs at all.

{{{{undercurrent}}}}

Annabel Lee · 04-24-2003, 10:23 PM

LOL....They looked like hugs.

seebs · 04-24-2003, 10:35 PM

()'s look like butts or boobs...

Annabel Lee · 04-24-2003, 10:48 PM

Well, only in your perverted mind!

Just think of them as "special hugs".
{ = ordinary hug
( = special hug

IMO { looks like a breast! Look close.

lunachick · 04-24-2003, 11:35 PM

Wow. Get thee to a doctor! And get well soon.

({({({({(Undercurrent!)})})})}) <---- now that's a hug.

04-24-2003, 07:50 PM	#1
Undercurrent Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Santa Fe, NM Posts: 2,362	sick (pout) so I spend 2am to 10am this morining voiding my gastrointestinal tract from both ends at once. And I can't stand up for more than a minute at a time without losing my balance, so to navigate my apartment, I have to make like my coworker's baby and either crawl, or keep myself balanced against the walls. And to top it off, I haven't been able to keep anything down all day, and everthing I ate yesterday is now either in my toliet of in my bathtub, along with a good amount of water that used to be part of my body and, no doubt, a whole bunch of water-soluble shit that's probably really important to human life. Things I belived this morning: If I yelled out loudly enough the name of my friend who lives in London, UK, she would come to take care of me. Consuming water, and then puking it into your bathtub after it has been mixed with the hydochloric acid in your stomach, is really effective against soap scum. Puking would be a lot more fun if it wasn't for the half-hour of being about to puke beforehand. The benefit of being a baby when you have the motor skills of a baby, is that your not actually strong enough to brak anything. Having the motor skills of a baby when you're as strong as an adult makes for some big messes. (actually true). So it's time to bring on the fucking curly-brace hugs.

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04-24-2003, 08:16 PM	#2
villainess Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ithaca, NY Posts: 471	Well, I was going to complain about my head cold, but never mind. On the bright side, at least really violent stomach upsets tend to pass over fairly quickly. Of course, if this one doesn't, it sounds like you better get ye hence to the emergency room to get re-hydrated. - the_villainess

04-24-2003, 08:57 PM	#3
oriecat Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland OR USA Posts: 1,098	Get well soon, undercurrent!!!!! curly-brace hugs

04-24-2003, 09:28 PM	#4
reverendmoss Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Netzach Posts: 100	Look on the bright side: I bet you've lost some weight!

04-24-2003, 09:51 PM	#5
Annabel Lee Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Let Buzz Stay!! Posts: 5,567	I don't know you Undercurrent, but here's a hug anyway. (((((((((((((((((Undercurrent)))))))))))))))))))) I hope you feel better.

04-24-2003, 10:15 PM	#6
seebs Contributor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Saint Paul, MN Posts: 24,524	Annabel, annabel. Parentheses are hardly hugs at all. {{{{undercurrent}}}}

04-24-2003, 10:23 PM	#7
Annabel Lee Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Let Buzz Stay!! Posts: 5,567	LOL....They looked like hugs.

04-24-2003, 10:35 PM	#8
seebs Contributor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Saint Paul, MN Posts: 24,524	()'s look like butts or boobs...

04-24-2003, 10:48 PM	#9
Annabel Lee Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Let Buzz Stay!! Posts: 5,567	Well, only in your perverted mind! Just think of them as "special hugs". { = ordinary hug ( = special hug IMO { looks like a breast! Look close.

04-24-2003, 11:35 PM	#10
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	Wow. Get thee to a doctor! And get well soon. ({({({({(Undercurrent!)})})})}) <---- now that's a hug.

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