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04-01-2003, 11:32 AM
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Guess what?
You're a (insert group to be slurred here) and I'm not! |
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04-01-2003, 11:51 AM
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Q. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
A. NACHO CHEESE! (say it out loud) |
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04-01-2003, 12:25 PM
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losersaywhat?
(what?) HA HA! |
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04-01-2003, 01:14 PM
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We used to say this one quickly...
Say Most!! Say Roast!! What do you put in a toaster? They'd yell TOAST! and we'd laugh (answer: bread). I found that people could fall for this one multiple times. Much later was this one: Q. Why does Santa Claus have big balls? A. Because he only comes once a year!! Oh and for Ensign Steve and the penguin joke, "salt" is another word for seaman or sailor. |
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04-01-2003, 01:51 PM
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04-01-2003, 02:19 PM
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What do cows drink? Get a point if you said 'Water'. Dirty Dog |
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04-02-2003, 01:04 PM
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fanny is British slang for the female genitalia. Which is why Americans get looked at funny when they refer to their fanny in public in the UK (particularly if they are men...) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Buddrow_Wilson I will definately keep that in mind. Always glad to be of help A tasteless but topical joke which first did the rounds when I was about 12: Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in his underpants? A: Scud marks I wouldn't be at all surprised if it's being told in playgrounds around the country today... TW |
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04-02-2003, 02:44 PM
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What did one piece of toast say to the other piece of toast?
Whew! I ain't been this hot since I was bread! |
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04-02-2003, 04:51 PM
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My absolute fav to this day....
Knock knock Who's there? Fuck Fuck who? Fuck you :notworthy :notworthy just picture two 7 year old boys telling each other this. Priceless. |
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04-03-2003, 07:30 PM
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"Mom, what word begins with F and ends with UCK?"
"Oh my word!" "No, Firetruck." My poor mother .... |
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