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IRU · 01-07-2002, 01:44 PM

I am here. Therefore, I exist. I am love incarnated in the form of a non-visible red unicorn (because red is the color of love.) I love you all! Come to me, children, and seek out your salvation!

zamboniavenger · 01-07-2002, 01:48 PM

Blasphemer! Everyone knows the color of love is pink!

Mecha_Dude · 01-07-2002, 02:02 PM

ha! but do you really exist, or are you a government-funded AI Super computer that's just pretending to be the Invisible red Unicorn!!

IRU · 01-07-2002, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by zamboniavenger:
<strong>Blasphemer! Everyone knows the color of love is pink!</strong>

It truly saddens Me to see how deep the lies of the Fallen Unicorn have sunk into you. The color of love is not pink, but red. (Red Unicorn Book 2, Verse 1) The color of deception is pink, and woe, She Who Is Pink shall deceive my childrens, but I shall return to show my children the truth. (Red Unicorn, Book 2, Verse 2)

Viti · 01-07-2002, 02:33 PM

Excuse me, but where can I find a copy of these so called holy scriptures titled Red Unicorn? Huh, you just made it up...you have no manuscripts or Prophets!

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is bound to send you to the Eternal Spiky Place for your blasphemy...for thou art icky in her eyes.

IRU · 01-07-2002, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by LadyShea:
<strong>Excuse me, but where can I find a copy of these so called holy scriptures titled Red Unicorn? Huh, you just made it up...you have no manuscripts or Prophets!

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is bound to send you to the Eternal Spiky Place for your blasphemy...for thou art icky in her eyes.</strong>

I do not allow mere mortals to color or misinterpret the Divine Unicornian Scripture, child. I do not rely on prophecies, for man must stand on his own strength.

01-07-2002, 01:44 PM	#1
IRU Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Another Plane Posts: 9	Proof that I exist - therefore you should love me I am here. Therefore, I exist. I am love incarnated in the form of a non-visible red unicorn (because red is the color of love.) I love you all! Come to me, children, and seek out your salvation!

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01-07-2002, 01:48 PM	#2
zamboniavenger Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 342	Blasphemer! Everyone knows the color of love is pink!

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Mecha_Dude Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Everywhere... I'm Watching you... Posts: 1,019	ha! but do you really exist, or are you a government-funded AI Super computer that's just pretending to be the Invisible red Unicorn!!

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Viti Contributor Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Down South Posts: 12,879	Excuse me, but where can I find a copy of these so called holy scriptures titled Red Unicorn? Huh, you just made it up...you have no manuscripts or Prophets! The Invisible Pink Unicorn is bound to send you to the Eternal Spiky Place for your blasphemy...for thou art icky in her eyes.

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