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kwigibo · 05-26-2003, 07:33 AM

I cook 5 alarm chilli every pentecost, does that count?

Mike Rosoft · 05-26-2003, 08:18 AM

Let me have a try:

First of all, I don't believe in God. But in case some deity exists, I hereby pronounce that whoever wrote the Bible was NOT inspired by the spirit of the true supreme God. Instead - if anything - much of it is a product of an evil quasi-deity, such as Yaldabaoth or Satan. (But aren't these two the same?)

Good enough?

Mike Rosoft

Talulah · 05-26-2003, 08:42 AM

I remember when I used to wonder whether I had commited the 'unpardonable sin' because I didn't know what 'blaspheming the Holy Spirit' would entail. Truthfully, I still don't really know but here goes:

Holy Spirit, I blaspheme you!

Ojuice5001 · 05-26-2003, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Rosoft
Let me have a try:

First of all, I don't believe in God. But in case some deity exists, I hereby pronounce that whoever wrote the Bible was NOT inspired by the spirit of the true supreme God. Instead - if anything - much of it is a product of an evil quasi-deity, such as Yaldabaoth or Satan. (But aren't these two the same?)

Good enough?

Mike Rosoft

Past, I hope that doesn't count. That's what I believe and have claimed. And although I am not a Christian, I do not want to have blasphemed the Holy Ghost. In fact, nothing personal, but I can't believe anyone would do that on purpose.

But I think (if Christianity were true at all) blaspheming the Holy Ghost has to be done on purpose, like you guys are doing. Which might mean that you claim is blasphemy and mine isn't.

Opera Nut · 05-26-2003, 03:05 PM

So, if you praise gawd, does that mean you have committed euphemy instead of blasphemy?

eu=good in Greek, as in eugenics and euthanasia (good death).

Corgan Sow · 05-26-2003, 07:04 PM

I think this good ol' exorcism chant will do;

"In the name of Lucifer, Son of the Morning Star, I denounce Thee Hooooolllyyyyyy Spirit!!!"

B. H. Manners · 05-26-2003, 07:22 PM

the Holy Ghost is so incompetant he couldn't even keep his Bible from being corrupted and parts forged on over the ages. It sure must suck to be him.

Here's a joke:

How much does the Whore of Babylon charge for her whore services?

Give up?

Here's the answer: THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER! Ha ha ha ha!

Opera Nut · 05-26-2003, 11:05 PM

How about this song:

Oh the Virgin Mary, she's the Most,
Cuz she got laid by the Holy Ghost,
We're gonna rock around the Cross tonight,
We're gonna Rock, Rock, Rock till the broad daylight,
We're gonna Rock, Rock, Rock around the Cross tonight!

Here comes Jesus walkin' down the street,
You can tell who he is
By the holes in his feet!
We're gonna Rock Around the Cross tonight,
We're gonna ROck, Rock, Rock till the broad daylight,
We're gonna Rock, Rock, Rock around the Cross tonight!

(Learned at summer high school music camp in beautiful Lawrence, Kansas, land of the Jayhawks, 1971.)

And then from the Jewish kids I learned "The Five Constipated Men in the Bible" and from the Protestant kids I learned "Plastic Jesus". Truly an ecumenical education!

:boohoo: <---me playing my fiddle at Music Camp

trillian · 05-27-2003, 03:26 PM

Holy Moley
Kiss My Holey.

Done.

Heathen · 05-28-2003, 09:50 PM

Am I being blasphemous by laughing at all this blasphemy?

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05-26-2003, 07:33 AM	#21
kwigibo Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gold Coast, QLD, Australia Posts: 5,814	I cook 5 alarm chilli every pentecost, does that count?

05-26-2003, 08:18 AM	#22
Mike Rosoft Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 965	Let me have a try: First of all, I don't believe in God. But in case some deity exists, I hereby pronounce that whoever wrote the Bible was NOT inspired by the spirit of the true supreme God. Instead - if anything - much of it is a product of an evil quasi-deity, such as Yaldabaoth or Satan. (But aren't these two the same?) Good enough? Mike Rosoft

05-26-2003, 08:42 AM	#23
Talulah Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Beautiful Colorado Posts: 682	I remember when I used to wonder whether I had commited the 'unpardonable sin' because I didn't know what 'blaspheming the Holy Spirit' would entail. Truthfully, I still don't really know but here goes: Holy Spirit, I blaspheme you!

05-26-2003, 03:05 PM	#25
Opera Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,671	So, if you praise gawd, does that mean you have committed euphemy instead of blasphemy? eu=good in Greek, as in eugenics and euthanasia (good death).

05-26-2003, 07:04 PM	#26
Corgan Sow Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 1,537	I think this good ol' exorcism chant will do; "In the name of Lucifer, Son of the Morning Star, I denounce Thee Hooooolllyyyyyy Spirit!!!"

05-26-2003, 07:22 PM	#27
B. H. Manners Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,213	the Holy Ghost is so incompetant he couldn't even keep his Bible from being corrupted and parts forged on over the ages. It sure must suck to be him. Here's a joke: How much does the Whore of Babylon charge for her whore services? Give up? Here's the answer: THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER! Ha ha ha ha!

05-26-2003, 11:05 PM	#28
Opera Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,671	How about this song: Oh the Virgin Mary, she's the Most, Cuz she got laid by the Holy Ghost, We're gonna rock around the Cross tonight, We're gonna Rock, Rock, Rock till the broad daylight, We're gonna Rock, Rock, Rock around the Cross tonight! Here comes Jesus walkin' down the street, You can tell who he is By the holes in his feet! We're gonna Rock Around the Cross tonight, We're gonna ROck, Rock, Rock till the broad daylight, We're gonna Rock, Rock, Rock around the Cross tonight! (Learned at summer high school music camp in beautiful Lawrence, Kansas, land of the Jayhawks, 1971.) And then from the Jewish kids I learned "The Five Constipated Men in the Bible" and from the Protestant kids I learned "Plastic Jesus". Truly an ecumenical education! :boohoo: <---me playing my fiddle at Music Camp

05-27-2003, 03:26 PM	#29
trillian Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: OC Posts: 1,620	Holy Moley Kiss My Holey. Done.

05-28-2003, 09:50 PM	#30
Heathen Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 200	Am I being blasphemous by laughing at all this blasphemy?

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