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Old 07-03-2003, 07:35 PM   #1
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Default It is not nice to be an evolutionist

Here is the proof:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3925/its_not_nice.html

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Old 07-03-2003, 08:58 PM   #2
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It seems to me that most of the people in this forum are major assholes, then!
 
Old 07-03-2003, 09:21 PM   #3
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can't... resist... urge... to quote.... spaceballs....

Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes are on this ship, anyway?
Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

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Old 07-06-2003, 08:49 AM   #4
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Gee I saw my typo in the subject line, so I edited the post and I see the corrected spelling only appears in the post itself and not the name of the thread as I intended.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:48 PM   #6
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Forwarded this one on to a couple of friends.
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Shouldn't this be in "Humor?"
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Old 07-06-2003, 08:10 PM   #8
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I don't think it's funny enough yet.
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:16 AM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by NonHomogenized
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes are on this ship, anyway?
Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.
Dark Helmet: KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!!
(fixed to include the last, funniest line in the bit)


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