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Veil of Fire · 06-04-2002, 01:10 PM

HAH!

This gay bar frequenting, chick-loving, maoschistic pagan has managed to, under HORRIBLY false pretenses mind you, infiltrate the evil hive that is Baptist Board.

If only I knew what to DO now that I'm in. I want to subtly stir up as much trouble, strife, and discord as humanly possible, just because I'm in a bad mood today. Anyone have any suggestions?

IvanK · 06-04-2002, 01:14 PM

Start an argument about immersion vs. sprinkling, then get out and watch the fun.

Darwin's Finch · 06-04-2002, 01:18 PM

That's easy. Just tell them you are a liberal Baptist and take polite issue with (take your pick):

1) Conservatives' gay bashing,
2) the death penalty or
3) school prayer.

You'll have a feeding frenzy on your hands in no time!

Krieger · 06-04-2002, 01:40 PM

I once started this thread on the BaptistBoard titled "Come to church with us!"

To make a "long" story short, they banned me for inviting them to the Church of Satan's website.

Meanies.

Veil of Fire · 06-04-2002, 01:41 PM

Too simple. I don't want to be a TROLL, I want to be an INSTIGATOR. I want to polarize BB and watch its own weight tear it apart without being caught in the crossfire in the process. I want to see a thread by the mods called "We've banned all Northern Baptists from BB..." or "We've banned all Rural Baptists..." or "We've banned all Baptists who also happen to be Accountants" in three or four weeks.

BigJim · 06-04-2002, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darwin's Finch:
<strong>That's easy. Just tell them you are a liberal Baptist and take polite issue with (take your pick):

1) Conservatives' gay bashing,
2) the death penalty or
3) school prayer.
</strong>

Or that you marched in support of an adult bookstore (not because you approve of pornography, mind you, but that you do stand up for the right to free speach).

Darwin's Finch · 06-04-2002, 01:47 PM

BigJim: "Or that you marched in support of an adult bookstore...."

LOL! I knew that was coming. Poor Joshua, to have to share a denomination with such putrid specimens of Christian love.

Liquidrage · 06-04-2002, 01:53 PM

If you wanted to be sly about it.

I would post a lot and often in the name of love, god creationism etc..
Build a good rep on the board as a fundy in the know. It would take at least a few months of a few posts a day.

Then freak them out with a post like this one day.

"
Hey all. Just wanted to let you know I am know longer a Baptist. Sorry, but it's all crap. I am now a Muslim. To show my support for my new found truths I skull fucked a large statue of Jesus I had kept in my living room. I also shaved off all my body hair and am frantically trying to find out what state Mecca is in. Does anyone know? I can't find it.
By now you are probably all wondering how I came to learn that the Islam is the truth.
For a better part of the last few years I had been spraying roach spray into a large plastic bag before putting it over my head. Well, the other day, I was talking to a Muslim who told me that this is bad for my health.
DID JESUS EVER BOTHER TO TELL ME THIS?
Only through the divine wisdom of Mulla (I think that's his name) was I able to learn that my poor man's crack was actually endangering my life.
Praise Mulla! Mulla is great.
I hope you all one day get to have an experience like mine and discover the truth as I have.
Without Mulla you are just a lost sheep. But with Mulla you're a big fucking wolf that can whoop sheep ass."

Samhain · 06-04-2002, 02:57 PM

Liquidrage:

Quote:

For a better part of the last few years I had been spraying roach spray into a large plastic bag before putting it over my head. Well, the other day, I was talking to a Muslim who told me that this is bad for my health.
DID JESUS EVER BOTHER TO TELL ME THIS?

Ok, that was fucking funny. <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" />

bonduca · 06-04-2002, 03:20 PM

ROFL - and imagine if any BB lurkers read this, and start whipping on the Baptist newbies, thinking they're Veil of Fire...

06-04-2002, 01:10 PM	#1
Veil of Fire Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: South Carolina Posts: 451	SUCCESS! Infiltrated BB! HAH! This gay bar frequenting, chick-loving, maoschistic pagan has managed to, under HORRIBLY false pretenses mind you, infiltrate the evil hive that is Baptist Board. If only I knew what to DO now that I'm in. I want to subtly stir up as much trouble, strife, and discord as humanly possible, just because I'm in a bad mood today. Anyone have any suggestions?

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06-04-2002, 01:14 PM	#2
IvanK Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,016	Start an argument about immersion vs. sprinkling, then get out and watch the fun.

06-04-2002, 01:18 PM	#3
Darwin's Finch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Gardnerville, NV Posts: 666	That's easy. Just tell them you are a liberal Baptist and take polite issue with (take your pick): 1) Conservatives' gay bashing, 2) the death penalty or 3) school prayer. You'll have a feeding frenzy on your hands in no time!

06-04-2002, 01:40 PM	#4
Krieger Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: ... Posts: 2,191	I once started this thread on the BaptistBoard titled "Come to church with us!" To make a "long" story short, they banned me for inviting them to the Church of Satan's website. Meanies.

06-04-2002, 01:41 PM	#5
Veil of Fire Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: South Carolina Posts: 451	Too simple. I don't want to be a TROLL, I want to be an INSTIGATOR. I want to polarize BB and watch its own weight tear it apart without being caught in the crossfire in the process. I want to see a thread by the mods called "We've banned all Northern Baptists from BB..." or "We've banned all Rural Baptists..." or "We've banned all Baptists who also happen to be Accountants" in three or four weeks.

06-04-2002, 01:47 PM	#7
Darwin's Finch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Gardnerville, NV Posts: 666	BigJim: "Or that you marched in support of an adult bookstore...." LOL! I knew that was coming. Poor Joshua, to have to share a denomination with such putrid specimens of Christian love.

06-04-2002, 01:53 PM	#8
Liquidrage Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 1,301	If you wanted to be sly about it. I would post a lot and often in the name of love, god creationism etc.. Build a good rep on the board as a fundy in the know. It would take at least a few months of a few posts a day. Then freak them out with a post like this one day. " Hey all. Just wanted to let you know I am know longer a Baptist. Sorry, but it's all crap. I am now a Muslim. To show my support for my new found truths I skull fucked a large statue of Jesus I had kept in my living room. I also shaved off all my body hair and am frantically trying to find out what state Mecca is in. Does anyone know? I can't find it. By now you are probably all wondering how I came to learn that the Islam is the truth. For a better part of the last few years I had been spraying roach spray into a large plastic bag before putting it over my head. Well, the other day, I was talking to a Muslim who told me that this is bad for my health. DID JESUS EVER BOTHER TO TELL ME THIS? Only through the divine wisdom of Mulla (I think that's his name) was I able to learn that my poor man's crack was actually endangering my life. Praise Mulla! Mulla is great. I hope you all one day get to have an experience like mine and discover the truth as I have. Without Mulla you are just a lost sheep. But with Mulla you're a big fucking wolf that can whoop sheep ass."

06-04-2002, 03:20 PM	#10
bonduca Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: . Posts: 1,653	ROFL - and imagine if any BB lurkers read this, and start whipping on the Baptist newbies, thinking they're Veil of Fire...

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