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Bree · 04-02-2003, 09:42 PM

<wipes tears>

Okay, ---> Humour...

Radorth · 04-03-2003, 09:16 AM

BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure you are talking about God and not Earl Doherty there?

Rad

Radorth · 04-03-2003, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Hey, I'm bored, what else is there to do?

Suggestions:

1. Get a life.

2. Ask a Jewish scholar

3. Adopt a Jewish child and teach them your brand of intolerance.

Sorry, I must have missed the humorous part.

Rad

Mediancat · 04-03-2003, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goliath
Here's the bible in one sentence:

BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Goliath

(and yes, I'm alive and will try to post some again (for those who care...))

Close to the sentence I use, which is:

I'm BIGGER than you are!

Rob aka Mediancat

NialScorva · 04-03-2003, 09:43 AM

:notworthy

Goliath · 04-03-2003, 10:45 AM

Radorth,

Quote:

Originally posted by Radorth
BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure you are talking about God and not Earl Doherty there?

Rad

No, I could only honestly make such a reference to something as hate-filled as the xian bible.

Sincerely,

Goliath

Goliath · 04-03-2003, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mediancat
Close to the sentence I use, which is:

I'm BIGGER than you are!

Rob aka Mediancat

lol...yes, that captures the essence of the bible just as well!

Sincerely,

Goliath

Goliath · 04-03-2003, 10:55 AM

Here's another summary of the bible:

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY, NOW!!! EVERY KNEE WILL BEND AND EVERY HEAD WILL BOW!!! START BELIEVING NOW, OR I WILL RIP YOUR ICHOR-FILLED HEART FROM YOUR CHEST, AND SAVOR EVERY MOMENT OF WATCHING YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!!

Blech, it's all too easy (and all too sickening) to play theist.

Sincerely,

Goliath

Treacle Worshipper · 04-03-2003, 11:15 AM

From dictionary.cpm:
ichor:

1)Greek Mythology. The rarefied fluid said to run in the veins of the gods.

And then there's the 2nd meaning:
Pathology. A watery, acrid discharge from a wound or ulcer.

Great thread, guys.
TW

spurly · 04-03-2003, 11:22 AM

I can't belive this topic was moved from GRD to jokes. That is truly sad.

Kevin

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04-02-2003, 09:42 PM	#21
Bree Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Twin Cities, USA Posts: 3,197	<wipes tears> Okay, ---> Humour...

04-03-2003, 09:16 AM	#22
Radorth Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,872	BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you sure you are talking about God and not Earl Doherty there? Rad

04-03-2003, 09:43 AM	#25
NialScorva Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Median strip of DC beltway Posts: 1,888	:notworthy

04-03-2003, 10:55 AM	#28
Goliath Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Fargo, ND, USA Posts: 1,849	Here's another summary of the bible: GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY, NOW!!! EVERY KNEE WILL BEND AND EVERY HEAD WILL BOW!!! START BELIEVING NOW, OR I WILL RIP YOUR ICHOR-FILLED HEART FROM YOUR CHEST, AND SAVOR EVERY MOMENT OF WATCHING YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!! Blech, it's all too easy (and all too sickening) to play theist. Sincerely, Goliath

04-03-2003, 11:15 AM	#29
Treacle Worshipper Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 931	From dictionary.cpm: ichor: 1)Greek Mythology. The rarefied fluid said to run in the veins of the gods. And then there's the 2nd meaning: Pathology. A watery, acrid discharge from a wound or ulcer. Great thread, guys. TW

04-03-2003, 11:22 AM	#30
spurly Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 710	I can't belive this topic was moved from GRD to jokes. That is truly sad. Kevin

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