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Cynical-Chick · 08-10-2003, 07:58 PM

...*le sigh*

They even link to an atheist page.

Check out the "Mall Mission." *snicker*

And the 'Shutdown' itself...hilarious.

The thing about 'N Suck is rather amusing.

*sigh* O brave new world, that hath such idiots in it

EDIT: I guess a link would help...

reprise · 08-10-2003, 08:13 PM

Checkout the merchandise they sell in their online store.

Secular Pinoy · 08-10-2003, 08:18 PM

There should be a sticky thread that explains this particular site, since people start new threads on it every month. The latest consensus here is that is a joke created by the same people that created Landover Baptist.

The page itself says: We have moved again. While closely rereading the Statement of Faith of our previous webhost, Cross Spot, we made the sad discovery that they are not firm enough in their opposition to the erroneous doctrine of triclavianism, which translates as: Drat! They've found out about our parody, time to move on and sucker another unsuspecting christian hosting site. BTW. traclavianism is supposed to " hold that three, and only three, nails were used to affix our Lord Jesus Christ to the cross. While it might be true that three nails were used -- and, in fact, archeological evidences uncovered by Biblical researchers positively point to this conclusion -- it is erroneous, and theologically dangerous, to make this a doctrinal position". Now that's just pure gold!

Kthulhu · 08-10-2003, 08:38 PM

WOOHOO!!! I'm not the only moron who started a thread on this!
At least CC didn't post a long diatribe on it like I did.

Don't worry CC, that burning "I-should've-known" rash goes away in about a week.

~The Thing That Should Not Be

Theli · 08-11-2003, 09:02 AM

Oh no! Lambuel is late for Church! Can you help Lambuel get to the Church on time while avoiding temptations along the way?

- crotchety old Mr. Gruff

livius drusus · 08-11-2003, 09:04 AM

It is indeed a joke. Hence the move to FH.

Theli · 08-11-2003, 09:09 AM

I wonder where I can get one of those cool Lambuel sweaters.

Keatslover · 08-11-2003, 11:29 AM

I'd like to get my hands on that matrimony thong! If somone assulted me, they'd be so busy laughing that I could probably get away.

Muad'Dib · 08-11-2003, 01:48 PM

Heh...the Christian game theoretician's photo is actually a photoshopped pic of Richard Feynman. Sneaky...

Paintballislife · 08-11-2003, 03:34 PM

if x-tians keep asd many people as they say they will in thier prayers, thats ALOT of people, dont u think? must be there awhile. or do they shortcut and go "God, anybody i have said i would keep in my prayers, watch over them"

08-10-2003, 07:58 PM	#1
Cynical-Chick Contributor Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,424	Please Tell Me This is a Joke... ...le sigh They even link to an atheist page. Check out the "Mall Mission." snicker And the 'Shutdown' itself...hilarious. The thing about 'N Suck is rather amusing. sigh O brave new world, that hath such idiots in it EDIT: I guess a link would help...

08-11-2003, 09:02 AM	#5
Theli Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 2,567	PUZZLE TIME! Oh no! Lambuel is late for Church! Can you help Lambuel get to the Church on time while avoiding temptations along the way? - crotchety old Mr. Gruff

08-11-2003, 11:29 AM	#8
Keatslover Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Moorhead MN Posts: 34	Christian merchandise I'd like to get my hands on that matrimony thong! If somone assulted me, they'd be so busy laughing that I could probably get away.

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08-10-2003, 08:13 PM	#2
reprise Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sydney Posts: 3,997	Checkout the merchandise they sell in their online store.

08-10-2003, 08:18 PM	#3
Secular Pinoy Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Quezon City, Philippines Posts: 1,994	There should be a sticky thread that explains this particular site, since people start new threads on it every month. The latest consensus here is that is a joke created by the same people that created Landover Baptist. The page itself says: We have moved again. While closely rereading the Statement of Faith of our previous webhost, Cross Spot, we made the sad discovery that they are not firm enough in their opposition to the erroneous doctrine of triclavianism, which translates as: Drat! They've found out about our parody, time to move on and sucker another unsuspecting christian hosting site. BTW. traclavianism is supposed to " hold that three, and only three, nails were used to affix our Lord Jesus Christ to the cross. While it might be true that three nails were used -- and, in fact, archeological evidences uncovered by Biblical researchers positively point to this conclusion -- it is erroneous, and theologically dangerous, to make this a doctrinal position". Now that's just pure gold!

08-10-2003, 08:38 PM	#4
Kthulhu Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: R'lyeh Posts: 217	WOOHOO!!! I'm not the only moron who started a thread on this! At least CC didn't post a long diatribe on it like I did. Don't worry CC, that burning "I-should've-known" rash goes away in about a week. ~The Thing That Should Not Be

08-11-2003, 09:04 AM	#6
livius drusus Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Selva Oscura Posts: 4,120	It is indeed a joke. Hence the move to FH.

08-11-2003, 09:09 AM	#7
Theli Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 2,567	I wonder where I can get one of those cool Lambuel sweaters.

08-11-2003, 01:48 PM	#9
Muad'Dib Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 845	Heh...the Christian game theoretician's photo is actually a photoshopped pic of Richard Feynman. Sneaky...

08-11-2003, 03:34 PM	#10
Paintballislife Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Moorestown, NJ (sux stay away) Posts: 206	if x-tians keep asd many people as they say they will in thier prayers, thats ALOT of people, dont u think? must be there awhile. or do they shortcut and go "God, anybody i have said i would keep in my prayers, watch over them"

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