damon_achey

I hadn't seen this one posted before so here it is. <a href="http://www.yourgoingtohell.com" target="_blank">www.yourgoingtohell.com</a> - complete with incorrect usage of "your" in the URL and kicking sound track playing in the background. And needless to say there are all sorts of interesting links off this site also. Why is it these people take all the fun out of parody fundy sites by doing it themselves?

EDIT: I've just realised that the music changes each time you go back. It kind of surprised me the time I got the Filter midi playing, lol.

[ September 25, 2002: Message edited by: damon_achey ]</p>

RJS

A smart guy like you might realize that when it comes to URLs, one does not have the liberty to always spell correctly based upon URL availability.

<a href="http://www.youregoingtohell.com" target="_blank">http://www.youregoingtohell.com</a>

damon_achey

sorry, I guess they didn't like the looong version of "www.youaregoingtohell.com" which is both correct and available for purchase. Maybe you'd like to buy it and put up your own site?

beoba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

"I should have listened and accepted Jesus.. now all I do is burn in this PIT as a carcase form I have become!"

Whats a carcase?

There's also a copy of Chick's drawing of God (around 2nd page from bottom), and for some reason it has "I need Jesus" photoshopped on the chest. I'm really having trouble understanding what the webmaster is trying to say there. God needs Jesus? OKAY!

beoba

The following box represents all the knowledge of the universe.

empty box12

The dot in the box represents the atheist's knowledge of everything in the universe (the dot should be even smaller but you get the point). All the black space is unknown to them.

. empty box1

The X represents God who exists in the vast space OUTSIDE of their extremely limited knowledge.

I ADORE the visual aids!

(See <a href="http://jesus-is-lord.com/bigtalk.htm" target="_blank">http://jesus-is-lord.com/bigtalk.htm</a>)

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daemon

A smart guy like RJS might note that it's blatantly obvious that <a href="http://www.youregoingtohell.com" target="_blank">www.youregoingtohell.com</a> was registered after the other, in order to mock its poor grammar.

Evil Milkman

One of the midis on that page is a song from Rage Against the Machine. I think whoever put up that awful secular music is going to hell, too.

That site is a joke, right?

Skid

It's one of those plastic boxes you keep your Matchbox cars in. Don't you have one?

Man, if my carcase got burned in hell, I'd be pissed!!

MadMordigan

Whats a carcase?

Thats what detectives work of if they are assigned to an automobile theft.

damon_achey

actually looking at the source they have a nice collection of midi's that would get you to hell...

midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/HitchingARide.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/KnowYourEnemy.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/MidnightExpress.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Closer.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/BasketCase.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/ChildrenOfTheGraveByBlackSabbath.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Filter_Dose.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/GotTheLife.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/KillingInTheNameOf.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/OzzyOsborne_MiracleMan.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/OzzyOsborne_CrazyTrain.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/OzzyOsborne_DiaryOfAMadman.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/RobZombie_Dragula.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/RATM_GuerillaRadio.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/WhipIt.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/scary22.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/KidRock_Cowboy.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Wannabe_MetalRemix.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/PerfectDrugRemix.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Pantera_Becoming.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Pantera_Walk.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Sober.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/HeartShapedBox.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/AnotherBrickInTheWall2.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Creep_Radiohead.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Prodigy_Breathe.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Prodigy_SmackMyBitchUp.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Garbage_PushIt.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Filter_HeyManNiceShot.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Filter_One.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/AliceInChains_AndWeDieYoung.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/NIN_Hurt.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Madonna_VogueRemix.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/BillyIdol_RebelYell.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Cult_WildFlower.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Cult_SheSellsSanctuary.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/MarilynManson_TheDopeShow.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/LedZeppelin_NoQuarter.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/LynyrdSkynyrd_SweetHomeAlabama.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/BlackDog.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/CommunicationBreakdown.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/MistyMountainHop.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Sweetsur.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/MissionImpossible.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/Nirvana_RapeMe.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/U2_Desire.mid")
midi=("http://www.nextcrusade.com/timebomb/blue_collar_man_(long_nights).mid")
midi=("http://www.nextcrusade.com/timebomb/the_grand_illusion.mid")
midi=("http://www.nextcrusade.com/timebomb/come_sail_away.mid")
midi=("http://yourgoingtohell.com/hell/U2_IWillFollow.mid")