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Old 03-01-2004, 06:02 AM   #1
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Default Torah Kosmos - The New Found Code



Andreas G. Szabo, student of practical magic and dedicated anime fan discovers occult planet-waves underlying the structure of the moses books. Did the ancients encapsulate hermetic wisdom into a book formerly known as the holy law of israel? "The world monopoles on the spiritual are not going to fall with this. They are allready nihilated by their ridiculousness", says the deviant moses-decipherer during an interview with himself. "We are going to experience a total cultural and political change yet in front of our open eyes." - And here we go. Read on to find out why large portions of our so called civilisation history have to be seriously made anew.

read on at: http://otaku.onlinehome.de/tken.html

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Venuscycles in the Torah: Have you ever thought if there could be something really behind the words and letters of the torah? If not just the word "nothing" satifies you as a welcome answer, what did the people conceal there? The selfmade researcher A.S. suggests: it was their knowledge of timekeeping and the spiritual hermetic wisdom derived from that. We will learn this later on.



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Old 03-01-2004, 07:07 AM   #2
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Oh what the hell. . . .

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Andreas G. Szabo, student of practical magic
How can you have a non-existent thing be "practical?"

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. . . and dedicated anime fan
WARNING!! WARNING!!

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. . . discovers occult planet-waves underlying the structure of the moses books.
Ba . . . BWA . . . BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Anyways, they are not "moses" books.

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Did the ancients encapsulate hermetic wisdom into a book formerly known as the holy law of israel?
No.

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"The world monopoles on the spiritual are not going to fall with this. They are allready nihilated by their ridiculousness",
Poisoning the Well

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. . . says the deviant moses-decipherer during an interview with himself.
HA!HA!HA! Tough interview? Did he talk to his hand?

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"We are going to experience a total cultural and political change yet in front of our open eyes."
ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzZZ

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- And here we go. Read on to find out why large portions of our so called civilisation history have to be seriously made anew.
NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?!!!!

Well hold on to your seat, because you get this lovely set of steak knives!

read on at: http://otaku.onlinehome.de/tken.html

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Venuscycles in the Torah: Have you ever thought if there could be something really behind the words and letters of the torah?
Uh . . . uh . . . uh . . . wait . . . uh . . . uuuhhhh . . . like maybe . . . uh . . . if you read it . . . uh . . . uh . . . it conveys . . . uh . . . like meaning dude?

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. . . what did the people conceal there?
Do NOT tell me! Atlantis! No, wait, 9/11 . . . no . . . aliens!

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The selfmade researcher A.S. s. . . .
Perhaps on should hire better labor? Follow the instructions?

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. . . it was their knowledge of timekeeping and the spiritual hermetic wisdom derived from that. We will learn this later on.
Sorry, but this clear presentation trumps this.

YES!! For CENTURIES have scholars studied these texts . . . you know . . . sort of wondering if . . . well . . . something really behind the words and letters . . . though I am not so certain about the words. YET has a "self-made scholar" who student of "practical" magic, as opposed to that load of dren that is widely available. Reminds me of a quote from The Maxx:

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I AM MR. GONE!! Student of the mystic arts! Unfortunately, an untalented student or else I wouldn't have to go around shooting fools like you!
Right, and he brings in anime! [Get on with it!--Ed.]

Okay . . . get this . . . for CENTURIES scholars have studied these texts, they have studied the cultures, they have argued linguistics, archaeology, textual criticism, interior decorating YET . . . insert dramatic pause here . . . they have FAIL'd to stumble upon these Truths [Tm.--Ed.] which are self-evident such that a student of "practical" magic--not to be confused with all of that impractical stuff . . . you know . . . magic?--just figures it out.

--J.D.
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Old 03-01-2004, 07:14 AM   #3
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Now that is some "practical magic."

I was just posting in BC&H . . . now I am in ~~Elsewhere~~ . . . and . . . I have lost five minutes. . . .

--J.D.
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Being funny and stuffed with cliches does never affect seriousness of pure true content. I'm just joking on myself. The findings are nevertheless true. Let's call the behaviour a light-barrier, that distracts unworthy perkygoffs. And it seems to distract forum moderators en masse also. So perhaps there are some intersignificant parallels among forum moderators and perkygoffs indeed.
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Do you ever get tired of posting this crap? Here's how it's going to go: You post your crackpot theories (usually involving a picture with Sailor Moon characters, God help us), we rip it to shreds, you ignore our logic and come back four months later and start it all again. ZZZZZZZZZ...
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The findings are nevertheless true.
But OF COURSE they are, honey!

Now finish your milk and cookies. . . .

--J.D.
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Atheists making brothership with religious people does not solve the world problem. But the world problem is going to be solved if both parties recall ME!
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Ummm...*lookin round*...ahh...Doc X? I too have found myself in the Elsewhere zone...*lookin nervous*...Oh..Hiya Weltall..*shaky wave/nervous grin*...
Umm...can either of you help me to find myself back to BC&H?

Please?

*lookin down at the floor*....Who's straight jacket is that?
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:18 AM   #9
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Gawen:

I do not know, but the padded room looks familiar.

Oh . . . what is this . . . it looks like it has been written in finger paint . . . only . . . it is not fingerpaint . . . it is . . . er . . . well . . . sort of . . . you know . . . brown:

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Atheists making brothership with religious people does not solve the world problem. But the world problem is going to be solved if both parties recall ME!
One would think a self-proclaimed Messiah would grasp the rudiments of grammer.

--J.D.
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(usually involving a picture with Sailor Moon characters, God help us
There is NOTHING WRONG with pictures of Sailor Moon characters.

You obviously haven't played enough Bishoujo Janshi Pretty Sailor 18 Kin 2...

Mmmm... Sailor Mars...
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