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Boro Nut · 01-21-2005, 04:38 PM

So how could it possibly float stuffed full with animals?

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PoodleLovinPessimist · 01-21-2005, 06:24 PM

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So how could it possibly float stuffed full with animals?

Maybe it was full of stuffed animals?

Toto · 01-21-2005, 06:31 PM

Humor or ~E~? <flips coin>

SLUGFly · 01-21-2005, 07:11 PM

Well... dead animals float... perhaps once enough water leaked in there were enough bloated carcasses to keep it going till it ran aground... er... sorry, landed on a mountain...

Dark Knight Bob · 01-21-2005, 07:17 PM

They got all the animals to breath in deeply with each animal from eachpair breathing alternative to the other so there is always enough air to create ballast.

braces_for_impact · 01-21-2005, 07:30 PM

and the birds remained constantly aloft...

extinctionist · 01-21-2005, 07:55 PM

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and the birds remained constantly aloft...

Yeah... I was thinking that with all those birds flapping their wings furiously like that, how the fuck did the thing not take off?

Naked Ape · 01-21-2005, 10:17 PM

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Yeah... I was thinking that with all those birds flapping their wings furiously like that, how the fuck did the thing not take off?

I don't think that this budgie jumping will catch on.

Cheers,

Naked Ape

Eldarion Lathria · 01-21-2005, 10:49 PM

John Jakes once did a calculation showing that 1100 tonnes metric of animal feces would be produced each day. Can you imagine the amount of methane that would produce? Let abee the methane from the ruminants. Nobody would dare light a fire in that box. It would have blown sky high!

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johntheapostate · 01-21-2005, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Eldarion Lathria

John Jakes once did a calculation showing that 1100 tonnes metric of animal feces would be produced each day. Can you imagine the amount of methane that would produce? Let abee the methane from the ruminants. Nobody would dare light a fire in that box. It would have blown sky high!

Eldarion Lathria

Have the YEC not informed you, that instead of fire for lighting the interior of the ark, the occupants of the ark used magic glowing crystals.

01-21-2005, 04:38 PM	#1
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01-21-2005, 06:31 PM	#3
Toto Contributor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Los Angeles area Posts: 40,549	Humor or ~E~? <flips coin>

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SLUGFly Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: South Korea Posts: 74	Well... dead animals float... perhaps once enough water leaked in there were enough bloated carcasses to keep it going till it ran aground... er... sorry, landed on a mountain...

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Dark Knight Bob Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Surrey, UK Posts: 787	They got all the animals to breath in deeply with each animal from eachpair breathing alternative to the other so there is always enough air to create ballast.

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braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	and the birds remained constantly aloft...

01-21-2005, 10:49 PM	#9
Eldarion Lathria Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Atlantis Posts: 2,449	John Jakes once did a calculation showing that 1100 tonnes metric of animal feces would be produced each day. Can you imagine the amount of methane that would produce? Let abee the methane from the ruminants. Nobody would dare light a fire in that box. It would have blown sky high! Eldarion Lathria

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