Originally Posted by IamMoose

That reminds me of a joke. A Jewish guy dies and reaches the gates of heaven, where St Peter welcomes him and arranges to have him shown round. He is surprised to notice that heaven consists of a lot of different landscapes. First, they pass through a heaven where a bunch of people are sitting around, playing bingo. 'What's that?' asks the man. 'Oh, that's the Catholic heaven,' says his guide. Next is a landscape where people are marching up and down with brass instruments, making a lot of noise. 'Who are they?' he asks. 'Oh, this is the Salvation Army heaven' the guide replies. They pass through many different kinds of heaven, Muslim heaven, Baptist heaven, Budhist heaven, and eventually reach a walled compound, with sound-proof walls topped with barbed wire. 'Who on earth lives in there?' says the man, wondering how any heaven could be so grim. 'Oh,' replied his guide 'that's the fundamentalists' heaven. It would spoil it for them if they knew that anyone else was here...'