QuestionMark

According to the NT Jesus had a penis and it was circumcised when he was 8 days old.

One may therefore assume that he grew up as any normal man would.

Morning erections, nocturnal emissions, masturbation, etc.

It is reasonable to ask, "Did Jesus get it on with a girlfriend or a boyfriend?"

If Jesus was God before he was born, you might say that Jesus was no longer a virgin after he inseminated his mother.

Would it be correct to call Jesus a MF?

When Jesus ejaculated, did he cry out "Oh God"?

Did Jesus the carpenter ever hit his fingers with his hammer and yell, "Shit"?

Thinking out loud.

QM?

Toto

Luke 2:21 claims that Jesus was circumcized. No other gospel records this, although if Jesus passed himself off as a Jewish male, he would have been circumcized.

The Arabic Infancy Gospel claims that the Holy_Prepuce was preserved. After the Ascension, this was the only relic of Jesus' existence that could possibly have been left on earth, and the Holy Prepuce has been worshipped by the faithful (and mocked by skeptics.)

No source claims that he was a normal man, with the possible exception of the Ebionites.

The usual question is whether Jesus was married. Quite a bit has been written about this, ranging from the scholarly to the trivial to the wacko.

The term virgin was not applied to men in that society, much less to gods.

This question and the following ones would lower the level of the conversation considerably.

Clivedurdle

I thought the wedding at Cana was his wedding - something to do with the Groom's responsibility to give out good alcohol, although arguably he was a cheapskate because he should have bought it, not damaged local businesses by magicking it!

With the washing his feet incident and the wimmin at the cross, his love life is best explained by poor plot lines.

Doug Shaver

Yes, but considering the available evidence, it is not reasonable to think the question can be answered.