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lpetrich · 03-02-2004, 06:28 AM

Noah cursing his son Ham after discovering what Ham had did to him when he was drunk.

Moses breaking the tablets of the Law after discovering his people worshipping that infamous golden bull.

Elisha cursing those little boys who teased him about his baldness.

Jesus Christ cursing a certain fig tree for not bearing figs when he was hungry.

Jesus Christ driving those moneychangers out of the Temple.

Doctor X · 03-02-2004, 07:43 AM

Okay. . . .

--J.D.

CX · 03-02-2004, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by lpetrich
Noah cursing his son Ham after discovering what Ham had did to him when he was drunk.

Moses breaking the tablets of the Law after discovering his people worshipping that infamous golden bull.

Elisha cursing those little boys who teased him about his baldness.

Jesus Christ cursing a certain fig tree for not bearing figs when he was hungry.

Jesus Christ driving those moneychangers out of the Temple.

Come on. You're not even trying. I can think of a half dozen big tantrums by Yahweh just off the top of my head.

Rhea · 03-02-2004, 08:38 AM

The flood

Elijah's tantrum on Jezebel
Yeshua saying "I won't know you, begone" or something like that

Wayne Delia · 03-03-2004, 12:17 AM

Jesus's psychotic rant filling the entire 23rd chapter of Matthew.

WMD

colin · 03-03-2004, 09:53 AM

How about being thrown out for eating an apple?

Boro Nut · 03-04-2004, 09:58 AM

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How about being thrown out for eating an apple?

That happened to me at a mineralists convention once. Vegetables have rights too you know.

Boro Nut

Doctor X · 03-04-2004, 10:04 AM

Ahhhh . . . now I get it!

For some reason when I first read this, I thought it was Iacchus who started the thread--having responded to a number of his posts--and this seemed rather odd.

--J.D.

Llyricist · 03-04-2004, 10:05 AM

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That happened to me at a mineralists convention once. Vegetables have rights too you know.

Boro Nut

Actually, apples are a fruit.... would that make you a cannibal??

03-02-2004, 06:28 AM	#1
lpetrich Contributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Lebanon, OR, USA Posts: 16,829	Famous Biblical Temper Tantrums Noah cursing his son Ham after discovering what Ham had did to him when he was drunk. Moses breaking the tablets of the Law after discovering his people worshipping that infamous golden bull. Elisha cursing those little boys who teased him about his baldness. Jesus Christ cursing a certain fig tree for not bearing figs when he was hungry. Jesus Christ driving those moneychangers out of the Temple.

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03-02-2004, 07:43 AM	#2
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	Okay. . . . --J.D.

03-02-2004, 08:38 AM	#4
Rhea Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Recluse Posts: 9,040	The flood Elijah's tantrum on Jezebel Yeshua saying "I won't know you, begone" or something like that

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Wayne Delia Contributor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hudson Valley, NY Posts: 10,056	Jesus's psychotic rant filling the entire 23rd chapter of Matthew. WMD

03-03-2004, 09:53 AM	#6
colin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A New Englandah Posts: 713	How about being thrown out for eating an apple?

03-04-2004, 10:04 AM	#8
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	Ahhhh . . . now I get it! For some reason when I first read this, I thought it was Iacchus who started the thread--having responded to a number of his posts--and this seemed rather odd. --J.D.

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