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02-20-2006, 09:18 AM
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Is God a Pimp?
Stayed at a hotel over the weekend; as usual there's a bible in the room. Picked it up and it opened at Isaiah 23:17. From WEB -
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02-20-2006, 10:42 AM
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hmmm...There must be another explanation... Are you saying that his homeys were all jiggy with it? |
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02-21-2006, 02:49 PM
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If even Nebby backed by the profs don't do it then here come the Greeks! and if the baby burning bastards have already built a fall back position called New Tyre or cartage call up the Latins! With the bit in the mouth like that, you (if you're a homey) either putup or shutup and pack your pack because it will probably require walking like you been talking. aguy2 |
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02-21-2006, 02:58 PM
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Sex and the City was going to originally show God having sex with a whole city at once, but they opted for the show you see today, instead.
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02-21-2006, 03:20 PM
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I suppose god doesn't mind how money is made at all, as long as he gets to decide what it's good for. I wonder if that includes money earned by homosexual male prostitutes? Maybe (money being money, after all), he's cool with money made through gun-running, bank robbing, etc...
Seems god likes to put the earnings of "sin" to whatever he deems worthy. Sin pays! JD |
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02-22-2006, 09:00 AM
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02-23-2006, 07:36 AM
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You cannot comprehend God. I think he is just a twelve year old kid that has no friends and wants to f**k with people. As far as being a pimp goes, I think he would prefer to be a shark handler...
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02-23-2006, 10:46 AM
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03-02-2006, 07:20 PM
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