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Old 03-26-2009, 01:51 PM   #61
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humm.. if David and Saul were on the outs, seems that Saul's son Jonathan becoming an alli to David a smart move. Thus a covenant of allianced peace and not a marriage of two men. David would have seen future peaceful relations with the people of Saul through covenant alliance with Jonathan. And Jonathan shows his loyalty to David instead of to his own father Saul.

Also, it seems that allianced agreement was in some ways and times referred to as intermarriage, a thing of covenant situation prohibited to the Israelites.
I wonder if this was added later as a result of Greek influence.

My understanding the David/Saul stories are attempting to legitimize David's taking the Kingship from Saul's family. The closeness between David and Jonathon, doesn't really advance that argument.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_and_Jonathan

In addition to Austin Powers, Scary Movie can be used to help interpret the Bible, their relationship seems "kinda gay" to me.
Wasn't David's taking the kingdom from Saul due to the prophet Samuel's stripping the garments from Saul? Or maybe I've mixed the storyline.


I find a similarity between the story of David and Jonathan and NT Jesus . Jonathan strips his garments in show of leaving behind his loyalty with Saul his earthly father and giving loyalty to David as the new king. In NT, Jesus requires leaving all behind and following him in loyalty, instead of calling the Pharisees and Sadducees Lords.
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humm.. if David and Saul were on the outs, seems that Saul's son Jonathan becoming an alli to David a smart move. Thus a covenant of allianced peace and not a marriage of two men. David would have seen future peaceful relations with the people of Saul through covenant alliance with Jonathan. And Jonathan shows his loyalty to David instead of to his own father Saul.

Also, it seems that allianced agreement was in some ways and times referred to as intermarriage, a thing of covenant situation prohibited to the Israelites.
That only reenforces the marriage concept... remember, marrying a wife to someone to secure a political alliance was common back then. But also remember that David also married Jonathan's sister, so it didn't need to be Jonathan... the tie to Saul already existed.

But then you get the later passages about how much delight Jonathan took in David and how he loved David in ways he couldn't love a woman, and the return comments about David's similar feelings towards Jonathan and how he couldn't love Jonathan's sister like he loved Jonathan, plus the tragic death scene where David talks about how he loves him... it's pretty clear what's going on there.

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Wasn't David's taking the kingdom from Saul due to the prophet Samuel's stripping the garments from Saul? Or maybe I've mixed the storyline.


I find a similarity between the story of David and Jonathan and NT Jesus . Jonathan strips his garments in show of leaving behind his loyalty with Saul his earthly father and giving loyalty to David as the new king. In NT, Jesus requires leaving all behind and following him in loyalty, instead of calling the Pharisees and Sadducees Lords.
Could be, clothes and garments are imoirtant keys in the bible... this link suggests he is divesting himself of manhood by taking off his warrior clothes:

http://www.fresnofamous.com/content/...e-1-samuel-181

Maybe it's my short attention span, but I like arguments that can be easily understood. The link quotes quite a few different passages and gives reasonable explanations. Haven't immediately found anything that supports my Greek theory though.
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It does not apply. They were commanded to take the land because they had a right to - they were 'returning' to their own land. A war which ensued was for different reasonings, and occured after a peace offer [mandated before incurring a war] was rejected.

It was never "their" land as land belonged to whomever had the ability to hold it. Property owners posess their land until sold or government takes it for whatever reason. For ex., in such a case I could not go back to my county government and say that God gave me the land forever. Neither could the Israelites. Israelites took land and lost land. And not all tribes were able to possess land due to their lesser numbered tribesmen who could not slaughter and destroy everything that had breath within it (as their god commanded). And the so called "promise" was conditional upon the particular tribes ability to take and hold the land. It is interesting how the scribe wrote the story and gave excuse for God's not empowering all the tribes to succeed in taking land. Seems that God left seven peoples in the land of Canaan as a thorn in Israel's side, because Israel did not complete her mission of extermination God blamed her for failure to overcome and prevail.

I wanted to add this: What was the peace offer? It was convert to Israelite tradition or die. OT relates how Israelites were commanded to offer people in land of Canaan the opportunity to convert - which offered them peace as slaves to Israelites - as "food" for them, slave labor. If people refused that peace offer, God commanded they be killed.
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Wasn't David's taking the kingdom from Saul due to the prophet Samuel's stripping the garments from Saul? Or maybe I've mixed the storyline.


I find a similarity between the story of David and Jonathan and NT Jesus . Jonathan strips his garments in show of leaving behind his loyalty with Saul his earthly father and giving loyalty to David as the new king. In NT, Jesus requires leaving all behind and following him in loyalty, instead of calling the Pharisees and Sadducees Lords.
Could be, clothes and garments are imoirtant keys in the bible... this link suggests he is divesting himself of manhood by taking off his warrior clothes:

http://www.fresnofamous.com/content/...e-1-samuel-181

Maybe it's my short attention span, but I like arguments that can be easily understood. The link quotes quite a few different passages and gives reasonable explanations. Haven't immediately found anything that supports my Greek theory though.

Seems more reasonable that it would be his loyalty to Saul being divested instead of his manhood. As you say, garments were symbolizing different things. The NT veil being split in two seems to note a division of Jews from Jews.

btw, I agree with your horror story comparison.
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As long as the subject has come up...

My single original contribution to biblical studies is the theory that Joseph (son of Jacob) was gay.

These are my reasons:

He was very deeply attached to his mother. He reenacted her stealing of the Terafim by planting his wine goblet in Benjamin's sack.

His father gave him a pretty coat, he liked to put on make up. The bible mentions many times how beautiful he was.

His strangeness was probably the cause of his brother's animosity.

He was sold to Potiphar as a sex slave. Potiphar was a "eunuch of Pharoh"... this is from Nachmanides. The words for officer and eunuch are the same in Hebrew.

He didn't respond to the advances of Potiphar's wife. Assuming he was thrown in prison for trying to seduce her, why wouldn't the Egyptians have castrated him. Did they have an enlightened attitude about slaves who were sex offenders?

The bible goes through a lot of trouble to detail his marriage, partially to legitimize Ephraim and Mannasseh, but one does have to wonder.

a side note: The other children of Joseph born to him in Egypt were not considered in the House of Israel. Joseph's marriage to an Egyptian then constituted his own house name separate from that of Jacob-Israel. An oddity of sorts.
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a side note: The other children of Joseph born to him in Egypt were not considered in the House of Israel. Joseph's marriage to an Egyptian then constituted his own house name separate from that of Jacob-Israel. An oddity of sorts.
A little swipe at the Kingdom of Israel maybe, even though the story apparently comes from the Elohist source. This bothers the talmudic sages who say that his wife converted to Judaism before their marriage... sometimes I wish those guys had run their opinions by me before writing them.

His wife was supposedly Potiphar's (Potipherah) daughter, and Potphar's wife made a prophetic error when she attempted to seduce Joseph by thinking she would bear his children instead of her daughter.

Quite a peculiar story.
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a side note: The other children of Joseph born to him in Egypt were not considered in the House of Israel. Joseph's marriage to an Egyptian then constituted his own house name separate from that of Jacob-Israel. An oddity of sorts.
A little swipe at the Kingdom of Israel maybe, even though the story apparently comes from the Elohist source. This bothers the talmudic sages who say that his wife converted to Judaism before their marriage... sometimes I wish those guys had run their opinions by me before writing them.

His wife was supposedly Potiphar's (Potipherah) daughter, and Potphar's wife made a prophetic error when she attempted to seduce Joseph by thinking she would bear his children instead of her daughter.

Quite a peculiar story.

Well, the OT does say that God calls them a peculiar people as if He didn't even know what to make of them.

Maybe Potphar's wife merely wanted a roll in the hay, so to speak. :grin:
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Its in the math. The deminishing ratio works in compounding factors, and so does the lack of repro from increased gay sectors. This posits a double whammy attack. In 300 years the population of hetro becomes less than gay.
That makes no sense. If homosexuals didn't reproduce, they'd mostly disappear in one generation. Basic natural selection... if you don't make more of yourself, then there won't be more of yourself.

Furthermore, your math makes no sense. You're assuming that the remaining 80% of the population doesn't generate at least 1.2 children per person or so. As long as they do, even if a static 20% didn't reproduce, you'd still have an increasing population.

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The issue is not on the figures per se - it is a guaranteed eventual outcome of negation of the human race in a short span of time - relatively speaking. Even the most die hard gay will have to acknowkedge the total truth in this premise - and that this is not based on bigotry but pure maths, nor does it target gays. Its a fact. Else its only denial.
Nope, your math just sucks. If 80% of the population reproduces and creates 1.5 children each on average (that is to say, an average of 3 children per couple) then that's enough to increase the population by 20% every generation, even if that other 20% of the population doesn't breed at all. And again, you're running on the assumption that homosexuals don't breed at all, which is insane as they'd die out within a generation if it was true. Gays have just as much desire for children as straights... they just don't have them accidentally during casual sexual encounters.

Your theory is based on bigotry hiding behind really really bad math and a lack of understanding, with an ad hominem (assuming everyone who opposes you is in denial) thrown in for good measure.

And you're still assuming homosexuals don't breed. They do so less in the case of pure homosexuals, but they still do breed (I know a number that have) and bisexuals breed just as much as straights.

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Its in the math. The deminishing ratio works in compounding factors, and so does the lack of repro from increased gay sectors. This posits a double whammy attack. In 300 years the population of hetro becomes less than gay.
That makes no sense. If homosexuals didn't reproduce, they'd mostly disappear in one generation. Basic natural selection... if you don't make more of yourself, then there won't be more of yourself.
Not entirely accurate. Not all genetic traits are isolated to those individuals that show that trait.

Assuming that it's the gene pool that produces homosexuals 10% of the time, the homosexuals do not have to reproduce. The genes of all the people producing children will create the next generation, 10% of which will be homosexual.
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