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IamMoose · 12-25-2004, 02:14 PM

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Silly question!

As a Christian, I can only say: of course he did. If God were to come down and need to experience what it is to be human, He would have to have had sex to understand what we go through. I'm sure he did Mary Magedeline, Judas and possibly Paul and Peter. Implications for Christianity: none.

LOL are you seriously?

sorry am slightly pissed (drunk in UK language) and am not sure whether to take you seriously or not. I mean .. would you say taht God would have to experience murdering someone to be fully human, cos some humans do that?

Anita · 12-25-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by IamMoose

LOL are you seriously?

sorry am slightly pissed (drunk in UK language) and am not sure whether to take you seriously or not. I mean .. would you say taht God would have to experience murdering someone to be fully human, cos some humans do that?

I embarassed myself with Britslang a few years ago...I was telling someone on a UK forum that an ex boyfriend "used to get me really pissed all the time, so I broke off with him" and they thought I meant he made me drunk. LOL!

Stumpy · 12-26-2004, 05:31 PM

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I'm sure he did Mary Magedeline, Judas and possibly Paul and Peter.

Another candidate to add to Jesus' hit list is John, the disciple Jesus loved.

I'm pretty sure Jesus spanked the monkey a few times. It's the neo-cons that are the sexually repressed ones.

Diogenes the Cynic · 12-26-2004, 05:54 PM

Or how about Lazarus:

(From The Secret Gospel of Mark)

"And they come into Bethany. And a certain woman whose brother had died was there. And, coming, she prostrated herself before Jesus and says to him, 'Son of David, have mercy on me.' But the disciples rebuked her. And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the tomb was, and straightway a great cry was heard from the tomb. And going near, Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightaway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb, they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do, and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God."

fta · 12-26-2004, 08:59 PM

John 13:27 - And after the sop Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus unto him, That thou doest, do quickly. :devil3:

Heurismus · 12-26-2004, 09:11 PM

If Christ existed then I'm sure he too would have been afflicted by this curse to be rid of our seed. Masturbation, in the seclusion of one's own company isn't sinful, ask the clergy.

But, I've been looking for the temptation of Christ in the Gospel of St. Barnabas; standard Bibles would never reveal such intimacies, but the Gospel of Barnabas may hold some clues.
The text could only be found on one site (that I know of) and it has now gone. And however much modern clergy deny it, it actually did exist and was quite damaging to the modern 'standard' version of Christ. Written, it has been asserted, around 325AD it is totally contrary to the Patristic's guidelines and as such a 'blasphemous' work. Damn, does anyone have a copy? And I don't want any Muslim references either, they have their agenda, I have mine.

Hyndis · 12-28-2004, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by fta

John 13:27 - And after the sop Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus unto him, That thou doest, do quickly. :devil3:

Someone actually wrote up a smutty story involving that...

IamMoose · 12-28-2004, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Anita

I embarassed myself with Britslang a few years ago...I was telling someone on a UK forum that an ex boyfriend "used to get me really pissed all the time, so I broke off with him" and they thought I meant he made me drunk. LOL!

Ha!

I was very shocked when I first read a reference in an American novel to a man patting a woman's 'fanny'...

Mageth · 12-28-2004, 01:31 PM

There's always the possibility that Jesus was a eunuch.

KingLouie · 12-28-2004, 02:21 PM

I believe that Jesus had an organism.

From the Jungles of Creation,

Kang Louie

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Diogenes the Cynic Moderator - Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota Posts: 4,639	Or how about Lazarus: (From The Secret Gospel of Mark) "And they come into Bethany. And a certain woman whose brother had died was there. And, coming, she prostrated herself before Jesus and says to him, 'Son of David, have mercy on me.' But the disciples rebuked her. And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the tomb was, and straightway a great cry was heard from the tomb. And going near, Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightaway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb, they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do, and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God."

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Heurismus Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: West London Posts: 2,337	If Christ existed then I'm sure he too would have been afflicted by this curse to be rid of our seed. Masturbation, in the seclusion of one's own company isn't sinful, ask the clergy. But, I've been looking for the temptation of Christ in the Gospel of St. Barnabas; standard Bibles would never reveal such intimacies, but the Gospel of Barnabas may hold some clues. The text could only be found on one site (that I know of) and it has now gone. And however much modern clergy deny it, it actually did exist and was quite damaging to the modern 'standard' version of Christ. Written, it has been asserted, around 325AD it is totally contrary to the Patristic's guidelines and as such a 'blasphemous' work. Damn, does anyone have a copy? And I don't want any Muslim references either, they have their agenda, I have mine.

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Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	There's always the possibility that Jesus was a eunuch.

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KingLouie Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Admin Consensus Is That Terriers are O.K. Posts: 1,608	I believe that Jesus had an organism. From the Jungles of Creation, Kang Louie

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