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fjripit · 12-23-2004, 10:22 AM

If Jesus was in human form, I believe that it is reasonable to assume that he would have experienced an orgasm at some point in his life, perhaps as the result of a wet dream, presuming that he never had sex with another person or masturbated.

What would he be dreaming of at the time of the wet dream to make him spill his seed?

Any implications?

Diogenes the Cynic · 12-23-2004, 10:55 AM

I don't know about Jesus but Luke says the Holy Spirit "came upon" Mary. :devil3:

Jayhawker Soule · 12-23-2004, 10:56 AM

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Any implications?

Some questions reflect more on the poster than much anything else ...

fr0sty · 12-23-2004, 12:17 PM

Not all males have wet dreams.

nihilist · 12-23-2004, 12:23 PM

Aren't you afraid of being killed by a fundamentalist? :notworthy :notworthy

If Jesus lived thirty-three years, it is reasonable to think he has at least one orgasm...wasn't Madalena there?

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Nihilist, a proud atheist

Bold · 12-23-2004, 12:23 PM

Seeing as there are no serious responses yet, and I know it is obvious, but I can't resist.

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Originally Posted by fjripit

Any implications?

Did he shout "Oh Dad Oh Dad"?

MortalWombat · 12-23-2004, 12:30 PM

The author of Revelation seemed to have wanted him to.

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Revelation 22:20
He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.�?
Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.

dongiovanni1976x · 12-23-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

I don't know about Jesus but Luke says the Holy Spirit "came upon" Mary. :devil3:

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Toto · 12-23-2004, 02:44 PM

I gave this thread a chance, but it's going ~Elsewhere~

MrFrosty · 12-23-2004, 03:00 PM

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I gave this thread a chance, but it's going ~Elsewhere~

LMFAO, you gave a thread called "Did Jesus ever have an orgasm?" a chance?

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Diogenes the Cynic Moderator - Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota Posts: 4,639	I don't know about Jesus but Luke says the Holy Spirit "came upon" Mary. :devil3:

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fr0sty Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 143	Not all males have wet dreams.

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nihilist Regular Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: São Paulo, Brazil Posts: 248	Aren't you afraid of being killed by a fundamentalist? :notworthy :notworthy If Jesus lived thirty-three years, it is reasonable to think he has at least one orgasm...wasn't Madalena there? :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy Nihilist, a proud atheist

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