regis

The Bible says "If a man lays with another man as he would a woman . . . "

How is that even possible? The poker would have to push the pokee's penis, inside out, up into the pokee's body cavity, lube it up, and enter the analogous vagina. If someone tried that on me, damn rights I'd stone the sumabitch! I mean, you'd have to be pretty stoned to even think of such a thing. Chickenshit biblical shepherds watching their flocks at night can't even say "screw a man" - they have to say "lay with a man". They say "she knew him & he knew her" - prissy prigs can't just say "they screwed". The Holy book mixed up holes cuz some of those shepherds were busy sticking their dicks into whatever nether orifice the sheep happened to possess - no wonder they were contfuzed . . .

After reading this, I realize: I surely am my father's son . . .


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Toto

This looks like a good fit in ~E~.

Spherical Time

I have a jewish friend that once wrote a paper that he dedicated to his rabbi that addressed this point. He claimed that the Torah therefore wasn't objecting to gay sex, since men couldn't have Kosher sex like a hetero couple anyway.

His rabbi got a great laugh out of it.

proudliberal

Unless men was having anal sex with women at that time.