Nazaroo

Its either Malcolm X trying to be serious,

or Leonard Cohen jacking off again.

Its so sixties that I want to say its one of the Chicago Seven.

But its so near-illiterate that it has to be an American author. The only other character who could speak in such a retarded manner would be an actor in a movie, or some preachy sitcom, like Archie Bunker's leftist son-in-law.

Its just not masculine enough to be an early scotch-drinking author. There's no mention of hunting, fishing, or cutting off someone's balls. It has all the appearance of a recent university graduate with his head up his ass. There is plenty of shallow 'pseudo-learning', but none of the wit of Wilde, or Mark Twain.

Its so 'navel-gazing' that it has to be a post Baby-boom Me-generation production. Either that or a Frenchman. This is why you want to vomit while reading it.


If the quality of the paper is similar to newsprint, it could be some monologue from a Chick Publications pamphlet.

I'm going for some modern gay comedian, like Phil Specter, or that Radio-Show host, Marylin Manson. No wait, it could be from the Daily Show, when Colbert was still a cameo doing his Report.

There is one other possibility: Only an American president could sound this fucking stupid in print, even with ghost-writers from D.C....but Jimmy Carter would be talking about atomic power, and no head from Lewinsky is mentioned, so that only leaves one of the ringleaders from watergate.


Edit: No wait, I've got it.

Its from the Vulva Monologues.

The other (dreaded) possibility is that it is a 'modern' translation of the bible......please say it isn't...please please please

Britney Spears' aborted suicide note?

RED DAVE

Talk about jacking off ...

RED DAVE

Nazaroo

Brilliant.

RED DAVE

RED DAVE

Thanx.

However, your long post is about the same quality as your other posts on other threads.

RED DAVE

Nazaroo

You might demonstrate the superior quality of your own posts by:

(1) Guessing the OP's author.

(2)
N/A

RED DAVE

From RED DAVE:
From Nazaroo:
Instead, why don't you come up with a serious suggestion. However, since your remarks about Mala olm X, et al., are not serious, why don't you, in the spirit of previous thread, just come up with some proof that Stalin was Jewish.

RED DAVE

Nazaroo

Shh! You're spoiling it for Red Dave. Its his April Fool's party after all.

RED DAVE

Better than your Seder, where Stalin got to ask the four questions. I guess he was the evil one of the four sons: you being the simple one or the one who has not the capacity to ask.

RED DAVE