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Old 01-31-2005, 10:36 AM   #121
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Those things look damned dangerous. They could be used by the CIA to perform cavy cavity searches!
You wish!

Ooh, an attractive guinea pig that's got me all aroused - as usual. Coppers! Coppers! I think someone shoved some drugs up my arse. Could you shove your pig up there to check.

My pig?! h, you mean my penis!

NO NOT THAT...Ooh.....oh I say...that's certainly refreshing




Seriously, what you talking about, Gas? :devil1:
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:02 AM   #122
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Seriously, what you talking about, Gas? :devil1:
Me? I'm an atheist. I was talking about nothing. Total atheistic nihilism being violated by guinea pigs and their divine plots to pose themselves as rodent gods.

Did you know guinea pigs can't synthesize Vitamin C on their own? Original sin afflicts those creatures too!
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Old 01-31-2005, 11:03 AM   #123
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Those things look damned dangerous. They could be used by the CIA to perform cavy cavity searches!
I'd take your fantasies to one of those sex threads
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:20 PM   #124
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Awww they are cuuuuuuuuuuute! Especially the big brown one
Hopefully no one sat on them not noticing they were there. Imagine if some three hundred pound guy sat on them?
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:22 PM   #125
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Hopefully no one sat on them not noticing they were there. Imagine if some three hundred pound guy sat on them?
I should imagine the person taking the pic knew they were there!

Anyway, that brown one looked like he could take on a 300lb guy anyday.
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:14 PM   #126
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We just bought a guinea pig 2 weeks ago. He looks exactly like the one originally posted. (Without the hat) We really like the little guy! He does eat our hair, though. He makes cute little noises and is very social! He watches TV with us at night (anyone wanna take a guess at his favorite shows?).
Guineas are great!
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Varmints. Total varmints. :angry:
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Varmints. Total varmints. :angry:

Such a mad face over a little critter.
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I was visiting a friend of mine today She runs an animal rescue shelter.She's got 3 eagles [ 1 toeless, 1 single footed ,1 with an unknown ailment], 4 species of kangaroos [we are in Australia],about 10 species of birds all injured and on the rehab path,and a few other critters-including guinea pigs!When I saw them I remarked how cute they were and she replied "Yeah the eagles really love them".
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mmm, gruel.
Has anyone else mentioned that gruel is porridge (oatmeal to you hillbillies) with about 90% water and 15% oats?
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