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Hnefi · 04-04-2005, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by braces_for_impact

I like cheese. Some cheese is yellow. Daylight is yellow, therefore daylight is really just an expression of god's love for cheese. It is merely an illusion though, because we all know that when darkness descends on the world, it is not nothingness, but simply a lack of cheese; of god's love, if you will.

If you don't believe me look up [Insert random non-sequitur bible quote here].

I like cheese.

Naked fear would cough dryness
Even for nail struggle-pieces
Grandad loves the nail-like bigness
Of the month seed.

Tissue, no, gold, well-- to wave the same.
Bad esperanto!

Naked fear or a cough attacks brightness
No! Curley hair and nine tower-swedes.
Lets take order out of the future. Esperanto!

+10^80 geek points if you figure out where that comes from and what it is.

Chili · 04-04-2005, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by braces_for_impact

I like cheese.

Cheese is good for you but what is wrong with you if you need cheese to be good?

Toto · 04-04-2005, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hnefi

Naked fear would cough dryness
Even for nail struggle-pieces
Grandad loves the nail-like bigness
Of the month seed.

Tissue, no, gold, well-- to wave the same.
Bad esperanto!

Naked fear or a cough attacks brightness
No! Curley hair and nine tower-swedes.
Lets take order out of the future. Esperanto!

+10^80 geek points if you figure out where that comes from and what it is.

Google takes the fun out of trying to figure anything out

7.4. Esperanto "Hello, world!''

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Paul Roberts . . . has written saluton.eta, an Esperanto version of the classic "Hello, world!'' program - you can see it on the computers page [dead link] of his web site. The program text constitues a prose poem for which he's kindly provided the following translation:

also here

And this diversion seems to take us well outside the scope of Biblical Criticism or History, so we follow the yellow brick road down to ~E~

:wave:

braces_for_impact · 04-04-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Chili

Cheese is good for you but what is wrong with you if you need cheese to be good?

In that case, Wisconsin is the most holiest of places.

John A. Broussard · 04-04-2005, 11:31 AM

Going back to message #1, I'd like to try again.

12 Then Joshua spoke to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the sons of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, "O sun, stand still at Gibeon, And O moon in the valley of Aijalon."

13 So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, Until the nation avenged themselves of their enemies. Is it not written in the book of Jashar? And the sun stopped in the middle of the sky and did not hasten to go down for about a whole day.

14 There was no day like that before it or after it, when the LORD listened to the voice of a man; for the LORD fought for Israel.

So "the sun stood still." Now, did it? If not, how do those who believe in the inerrancy of the bible explain this away?

Chili · 04-04-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by braces_for_impact

In that case, Wisconsin is the most holiest of places.

Go for it. I love cheese myself (and it is good for me and my body).

Chili · 04-04-2005, 12:26 PM

We just went throught that John and the above is where the sun stopped the second time. But thanks for the lines.

John A. Broussard · 04-04-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chili

We just went throught that John and the above is where the sun stopped the second time. But thanks for the lines.

OK. I give up.

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04-04-2005, 11:31 AM	#45
John A. Broussard Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,629	Going back to message #1, I'd like to try again. 12 Then Joshua spoke to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the sons of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, "O sun, stand still at Gibeon, And O moon in the valley of Aijalon." 13 So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, Until the nation avenged themselves of their enemies. Is it not written in the book of Jashar? And the sun stopped in the middle of the sky and did not hasten to go down for about a whole day. 14 There was no day like that before it or after it, when the LORD listened to the voice of a man; for the LORD fought for Israel. So "the sun stood still." Now, did it? If not, how do those who believe in the inerrancy of the bible explain this away?

04-04-2005, 12:26 PM	#47
Chili Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Alberta Posts: 11,885	We just went throught that John and the above is where the sun stopped the second time. But thanks for the lines.

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