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08-02-2006, 11:20 PM
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hehe, good joke I thought of (it's not for Christians)
How many Christian Fundamentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: None, God does it for them. |
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08-02-2006, 11:48 PM
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One to pray for the lightbulb to be changed, one to change the lightbulb, and one to thank God for changing the lightbulb. |
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08-03-2006, 06:47 AM
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Hehe! I like EricK's better. :rolling:
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08-03-2006, 07:37 AM
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Lightbulbs were put here by good to test our faith
OR Lightbulbs are a trick of the devil |
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08-03-2006, 07:42 AM
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None. Electricity is just a theory.
(Btw, EricK's post is spot on.) |
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08-04-2006, 06:31 PM
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Christians believe that screwing should only be done for procreation.
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08-05-2006, 01:11 AM
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08-05-2006, 02:09 AM
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<fundie>What are you talking about? It can't be dark; god said "let there be light".
The bible says it, I believe it, that settles it.</fundie> |
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08-05-2006, 04:56 AM
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