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freigeister · 09-08-2005, 01:36 PM

How do we know that Jesus was Jewish? He thought his mother was a virgin, she thought he was God, he lived at home until he was thirty, and he went into his father's business.

Toto · 09-08-2005, 02:13 PM

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Koyaanisqatsi · 09-08-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spherical Time

Where in Isiah was the exact manner of Jesus' death foretold?

Chapter 78, of course:

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Isiah: 78:1 And of the various and numerous messengers I have claimed came from God to do various and numerous things on behalf of our people, one will be God incarnate sent to be crucified through our own people incongruously conniving with their oppressors so that centuries of irrational persecution shall be visited for no apparent reason upon the Chosen, who shall be known as the "Annointed Killers" from that day forward, but in a darker sense that all of God's enemies will get wrong so that it comes out to mean more like "Hated Generic Murderers Of All Things Good In This World So Bear Our Wrath For All Time You Filthy Jews" even though, of course, that would be completely the opposite of anything I've ever said about the purpose of our Messiah, so blame Daniel. 2 This "Christ" shall be God and Man and not-God and not-Man and a Holy Spirit, why the hell not? 3 He shall kill himself as a necessary sacrifice to Himself to save humanity from Himself, but not of his own will but of His own will and the only way to keep everything straight will be through strategic capitalization. 3 And after three days and three nights, but really after only a night and a day, tops, he shall not be found where he was placed, but instead a strange boy in a white robe who no one will question, but just accept any damn thing out of his mouth will say, "He's not here, but I am, so by all means, just assume that an impossible event has occured, you pig-assed ignorant desert nomad women, you and all who listen to you." 4 And lo, it will be so, but not for the Chosen to believe, only the Gentile and the pagan and the fringe, unorthodox Hellenized Jews who would even attempt to swallow such blatant, non-Judaic horseshit until much later when "Jews for Jesus" pass out pamphlets in the urban jungles of tomorrow. 5 And it will all be erroneously attributed to me in order to give it any kind of weight, which it won't among the Chosen, of course, as they aren't complete morons like the Gentiles and the pagans and the Hellenized Jews, (Schlomo Diopolous, you know who I'm talking about), and then it will only be spread across the globe through terror and fear, for our Lord is a vengeful one in His pure love and forgiveness and shall bring a Sword, not Peace, but everyone will think he meant Peace, not a Sword and there shall be so many fucking splinter groups and apologists that the shear number of dissidents alone should tell them something, but will not. 6 And they will be so brainwashed by this obvious tripe that calling them as children and comparing them to sheep will earn smiles and warm nods of acceptance, instead of the slap in the face it should. 7 Let us prey.

Mujahid_Munafiq · 09-08-2005, 06:18 PM

Isaiah only has 66 chapters.

http://www.chabad.org/library/archiv....asp?AID=15755

Mujahid_Munafiq · 09-08-2005, 06:19 PM

woops, missed the sarcasm

Lazarus Nichodemus · 09-09-2005, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Koyaanisqatsi

Chapter 78, of course:

A perfect example of... "spew" opinion and rhetoric.

Sincerely,
L.N.

Koyaanisqatsi · 09-09-2005, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lazarus Nichodemus

A perfect example of... "spew" opinion and rhetoric.

No, a perfect example (if I do say so myself) of a sardonic sendup.

lunachick · 09-10-2005, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by freigeister

How do we know that Jesus was Jewish? He thought his mother was a virgin, she thought he was God, he lived at home until he was thirty, and he went into his father's business.

:rolling:

placebo messiah · 09-12-2005, 09:46 PM

why is this in ~e~?

placebo messiah · 09-13-2005, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by placebo messiah

why is this in ~e~?

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Toto Contributor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Los Angeles area Posts: 40,549	Many people who post here are interested in gaining knowledge, and are interested in reading opinions based on fact and reasoned argument. But I see no future for this topic in BCH. Off to ~Elsewhere~

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Mujahid_Munafiq Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Ramon, California Posts: 359	Isaiah only has 66 chapters. http://www.chabad.org/library/archiv....asp?AID=15755

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