Boro Nut

Here’s a simple Christmas quiz that you evil atheist will no doubt really struggle with. Christians please don’t respond, you have an unfair advantage in knowing all the answers.

Here’s the SP.
Jesus says the whole of god’s commandments can be summed up as ‘love god, and love thy neighbour as thyself.’ With this in mind, see if you can correctly categorize the following commandments.

No 1 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Is this:
A - Loving god
B - Loving thyself/and/or thy neighbour

No 2 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Assuming you are the witch, is this:
A - Loving god
B - Loving thyself/and/or thy neighbour

No 3 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Assuming your neighbour is the witch, but you have very high self esteem, is this:
A - Loving god
B - Loving thyself/and/or thy neighbour

No 4 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. You didn’t know this. You suspect the nun who told you is a witch. Is this:
A - Loving god
B - Loving thyself/and/or thy neighbour

No 5 - You‘ve killed your mother-in-law. You thought they said bitch. Is this:
A - Loving god
B - Loving thyself/and/or thy neighbour

No 6 - Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. You are momentarily caught off balance and inadvertently let a false witness slip out against thy neighbour, as you were expecting something more along the lines of witches. Is this:
A - Loving god
B - Loving thyself/and/or thy neighbour

No 7 - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife. Is this:
A - Loving god
B - A glaring loophole for homosexual witches.



Answers:

Mostly A’s - Why do you respond to this type of crap. Get a life. It’s Christmas for Christ’s sake. There must be something good on the telly surely.

Mostly B’s - Oh I don’t know. Try another channel then.

Boro Nut

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