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Here is one more from the Density church:
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The rest of their biblical interpretations are pretty good too. |
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Someone please tell me this is a joke.
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I guess it's easier to spell out messages in Braille on a woman's breast (and teach Braille to a newborn) than to just cure (or prevent) blindness.
As if newborns use sight to find the breast anyway...there's a term for it, "rooting". |
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It's satire.
Look at the bible quote on the bottom of this page, and pay attention to the highlighted word: http://www.densitychurch.org/brianandpenni.html |
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On Edit.... Oh come on, how obvious can you be that it's satire: Density Church Products |
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If anyone is having trouble following this, read this thread first:
Jabal and Jubal I googled a bit, and found the Density site, with a nifty diagram that explained why this was a contradiction. I realized pretty quickly that Density must be a parody. But then I found another site from someone searching for Noah's Ark, that is not a parody but is actually much more outrageous. (Cain's descendents were some of the beasts on the Ark??) I present this question to the board: Does this belong in Humor, or is it at least as reasonable as many apologists attempts to make sense of the Bible? |
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I think it belongs somewhere else, probably Humor, and not BC&H.
The Density website is a candidate for the sticky thread of "classics" there, IMO. |
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[QUOTE=Mageth]I think it belongs somewhere else, probably Humor, and not BC&H.[QUOTE]
Certainly not BC&H. |
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