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Spaz · 03-03-2005, 04:52 PM

Magic cloaks eh? Any magic wands? Maybe a spellbook or two? Where's the book where Jesus casts magic missile on the Roman guards? I bet that ones' interesting (are there people that would accept this book as legitimate and at the same time still think it's literally true?)

yummyfur · 03-03-2005, 05:03 PM

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Magic cloaks eh? Any magic wands? Maybe a spellbook or two? Where's the book where Jesus casts magic missile on the Roman guards? I bet that ones' interesting (are there people that would accept this book as legitimate and at the same time still think it's literally true?)

Maybe the Ark had a Bag oh Holding, and that's how all the animals fit, ok enough D&D refernces or I'll be :rolling: to death

03-03-2005, 05:11 PM

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Where's the book where Jesus casts magic missile on the Roman guards?

That's just silly. We all know that Jesus and Moses defeated the Romans using machine guns. Silly, silly Spaz.

Spaz · 03-03-2005, 05:15 PM

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That's just silly. We all know that Jesus and Moses defeated the Romans using machine guns. Silly, silly Spaz.

"Guns aren't bad, did you know that Jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the Romans?" (or something like that)

The joys of Family Guy

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

fta · 03-04-2005, 01:47 PM

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Magic cloaks eh? Any magic wands? Maybe a spellbook or two? Where's the book where Jesus casts magic missile on the Roman guards? I bet that ones' interesting (are there people that would accept this book as legitimate and at the same time still think it's literally true?)

Not to mention St Paul's magic apron, of course.

Toto · 03-04-2005, 01:56 PM

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I look forward with interest to a related discussion about St Paul's magic apron

Acts 19:11 And God did extraordinary miracles by the hands of Paul, 12 so that handkerchiefs or aprons were carried away from his body to the sick, and diseases left them and the evil spirits came out of them.

Ha. Simple faith healing. Nothing that gave him power over wild beasts.

03-03-2005, 04:52 PM	#1
Spaz Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 6th Circle of Hell Posts: 1,093	Off topic humor split from Noah's magic cloak??? [Book of Jasper] Magic cloaks eh? Any magic wands? Maybe a spellbook or two? Where's the book where Jesus casts magic missile on the Roman guards? I bet that ones' interesting (are there people that would accept this book as legitimate and at the same time still think it's literally true?)

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