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Old 07-03-2005, 09:58 PM   #21
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And how were Adam and Eve able to walk around naked in a lush tropical garden when just a few days prior to their creation, the sun didn't yet exist, making the temperature at the surface of the earth something close to Absolute Zero?
If God created a 33 year old Adam as quick as a mud pie then I figure he found that dead easy after only a few days earlier creating a nicely warmed up 4 billion year old world in just half a day (-- complete with age markers just to deceive and damn the god-defying rationalists and sceptics of a later age of course.)
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Old 07-03-2005, 10:11 PM   #22
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Did Adam And Eve Have A Belly Button ?"
The answer is yes, they only had one belly button between them. They had to take turns wearing it until the snake gave an extra one to them as a makeup gift after the whole apple thing.
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And how were Adam and Eve able to walk around naked in a lush tropical garden when just a few days prior to their creation, the sun didn't yet exist, making the temperature at the surface of the earth something close to Absolute Zero?
Hey , the creationists have this covered ; The garden of Eden was covered with a canopy like a giant covered stadium . If you read carefully it never rained on earth until the flood of noah 's fame ; that is why the people were so skeptic when they saw NOah building an ark !
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Hey , the creationists have this covered ; The garden of Eden was covered with a canopy like a giant covered stadium . If you read carefully it never rained on earth until the flood of noah 's fame ; that is why the people were so skeptic when they saw NOah building an ark !
Besides, it's well known that they had astroturf...
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:56 AM   #25
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Since Adam and Eve were created by god and not born from the womb of a woman , there was no need of an umbilical cord which is the only reason human beings have a belly button .

So did Adam and Eve have a belly button ? :huh:
Cripes! My mother told me that's where God stuck his finger to test if you were done when he was making you! I think I will stick with that explanation over your so called "scientific" one.

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Old 08-23-2005, 09:25 AM   #26
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Adam had a "ribcage button", perhaps?
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Old 08-23-2005, 09:46 AM   #27
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God gave Adam and Eve belly buttons so they would be punished by getting belly button fluff if they did the wrong thing and put clothes on.
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Old 08-26-2005, 01:27 AM   #28
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Why would god give Adam sexual organs if Eve was an afterthought?

Now that is a very good question :thumbs:


Maybe you'll get an answer like this one.....

"He is Omniscient therefore he knew Eve would be an afterthought"
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Old 08-26-2005, 01:37 AM   #29
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The answer is yes, they only had one belly button between them. They had to take turns wearing it until the snake gave an extra one to them as a makeup gift after the whole apple thing.

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Old 08-26-2005, 11:13 AM   #30
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Now that is a very good question :thumbs:


Maybe you'll get an answer like this one.....

"He is Omniscient therefore he knew Eve would be an afterthought"
If Eve was an afterthought of an omniscient being then the question is
why did god make Eve be an afterthought? Was there a purpose in that action?
And if there was no purpose in making her be an afterthought, is God a being that does things without any purpose?
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