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JohNeo · 02-16-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by markd

Star Trek conventions.

:rolling:

Star Trek "Cons" are that well attended? I had no idea!

The Bible Thumper · 02-16-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by markd

Star Trek conventions.

Lol, that was too funny! Why don't you draw your sword and join me?

TheBear · 02-16-2005, 06:40 PM

Too Hollywood....old.

Charlton Heston comes to mind.

animus · 02-16-2005, 08:26 PM

I found the subliminal messages in the OP! :thumbs:

"Fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ (yeah you, Uncle Bob)! I sound the battle cry (break wind)!

On behalf of Believers in the Creator of the Universe (William Shatner's toupee stylist), His Son who died for all of our sins (Andy Griffith) and His most precious Holy Spirit (Casper) He sends to bring us wisdom ( or rather ignorance) and guides us (like the navigator of the Titanic) in all matters scientific and moral (which go directly to hell in a handbasket when "He" pops up), I formally request that we unite (biatch better have my money)!

Unite against the Evil One (Bea Arthur). The One who has perversed this generation, this great nation of ours (the USA) (we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto) and the world!!!

The Evil One is very active in this small corner of the Internet (in Mordor, where the Shadows lie).

It is, however, through the strength (girly man) and the power (feel the Force flowing through you) of God's Holy Ghost (cue 'Unchained Melody') that will enable us to show the love (the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket), tolerance (resistance is futile), kindness and holiness (through superior firepower) to the victims on this message board that He demands of us (just do it).

Victims of the Evil One (those who attended Brittney Spears' concert).

And we will deliver (within 30 minutes or your next Salvation is free. Limited delivery area, some restrictions may apply) on our Creator's demands! We shall show these infidels the true Fruits of the Spirit (or Fruit of the Looms... whichever)!!! Gird your loins (with the Holy Mary Mother of the Jesus Jock-Strap), wear the Breastplate of Righteousness (with matching garter belt and pumps), and draw (with crayons) your two-edged swords for th combat (Mortal Kombat!!!!)that WILL ensue!!!

Naked Ape · 02-16-2005, 08:40 PM

Oh Ya, well I found jesus...

turns out he was behind the couch the whole time.

Cheers,

Naked Ape

TheBear · 02-16-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by animus

I found the subliminal messages in the OP! :thumbs:

"Fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ (yeah you, Uncle Bob)! I sound the battle cry (break wind)!

On behalf of Believers in the Creator of the Universe (William Shatner's toupee stylist), His Son who died for all of our sins (Andy Griffith) and His most precious Holy Spirit (Casper) He sends to bring us wisdom ( or rather ignorance) and guides us (like the navigator of the Titanic) in all matters scientific and moral (which go directly to hell in a handbasket when "He" pops up), I formally request that we unite (biatch better have my money)!

Unite against the Evil One (Bea Arthur). The One who has perversed this generation, this great nation of ours (the USA) (we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto) and the world!!!

The Evil One is very active in this small corner of the Internet (in Mordor, where the Shadows lie).

It is, however, through the strength (girly man) and the power (feel the Force flowing through you) of God's Holy Ghost (cue 'Unchained Melody') that will enable us to show the love (the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket), tolerance (resistance is futile), kindness and holiness (through superior firepower) to the victims on this message board that He demands of us (just do it).

Victims of the Evil One (those who attended Brittney Spears' concert).

And we will deliver (within 30 minutes or your next Salvation is free. Limited delivery area, some restrictions may apply) on our Creator's demands! We shall show these infidels the true Fruits of the Spirit (or Fruit of the Looms... whichever)!!! Gird your loins (with the Holy Mary Mother of the Jesus Jock-Strap), wear the Breastplate of Righteousness (with matching garter belt and pumps), and draw (with crayons) your two-edged swords for th combat (Mortal Kombat!!!!)that WILL ensue!!!

That took a lot of work and deserves recognition.

Well done!

dmarker · 02-16-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Naked Ape

Oh Ya, well I found jesus...

turns out he was behind the couch the whole time.

Cheers,

Naked Ape

Not only can you find Jesus, you can date him.

http://datejesus.com/date/

DCC · 02-17-2005, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Aravnah Ornan

Also, the 144,000 are all virgins (Rev. 14:4). Try getting a "traditional family values" Christian to admit that.

Even the JWs ignore that pesky little requirement. I was going to say it's even more complicated by the need for them to be virgin males. But, then someone said you could find them at a Star Trek convention. Problem solved!

BlessNot · 02-17-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by The Bible Thumper

On behalf of Believers in the Creator of the Universe, His Son who died for all of our sins and His most precious Holy Spirit He sends to bring us wisdom and guides us in all matters scientific and moral, I formally request that we unite!

Unite against the Evil One. The One who has perversed this generation, this great nation of ours (the USA) and the world!!!

The Evil One is very active in this small corner of the Internet.

It is, however, through the strength and the power of God's Holy Ghost that will enable us to show the love, tolerance, kindness and holiness to the victims on this message board that He demands of us.

Victims of the Evil One.

And we will deliver on our Creator's demands! We shall show these infidels the true Fruits of the Spirit!!! Gird your loins, wear the Breastplate of Righteousness, and draw your two-edged swords for th combat that WILL ensue!!!

-selah

Wishful thinking pal.

But seriously, get used to it, the atheists are taking over the world and the devil is our friend.

He is the avatar of freethought; the abolisher of religious indoctrination and mind control.

He's not such a bad guy when you think about it, he actually makes a lot of sense.

:devil3:

HaysooChreesto! · 02-17-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bible Thumper

Lol, Godless Blunder, you need to understand something. The Love of Christ is some 3 BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILION strong.

Holy cow! I've been hit with the light of Jesus' force and love and I've been converted! All it took was someone to write the word Billion with a whole bunch of i's and in caps. Thank you Bible Thumper. You've saved a sould from damnation with your divine prose.

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animus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State College, PA Posts: 812	I found the subliminal messages in the OP! :thumbs: "Fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ (yeah you, Uncle Bob)! I sound the battle cry (break wind)! On behalf of Believers in the Creator of the Universe (William Shatner's toupee stylist), His Son who died for all of our sins (Andy Griffith) and His most precious Holy Spirit (Casper) He sends to bring us wisdom ( or rather ignorance) and guides us (like the navigator of the Titanic) in all matters scientific and moral (which go directly to hell in a handbasket when "He" pops up), I formally request that we unite (biatch better have my money)! Unite against the Evil One (Bea Arthur). The One who has perversed this generation, this great nation of ours (the USA) (we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto) and the world!!! The Evil One is very active in this small corner of the Internet (in Mordor, where the Shadows lie). It is, however, through the strength (girly man) and the power (feel the Force flowing through you) of God's Holy Ghost (cue 'Unchained Melody') that will enable us to show the love (the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket), tolerance (resistance is futile), kindness and holiness (through superior firepower) to the victims on this message board that He demands of us (just do it). Victims of the Evil One (those who attended Brittney Spears' concert). And we will deliver (within 30 minutes or your next Salvation is free. Limited delivery area, some restrictions may apply) on our Creator's demands! We shall show these infidels the true Fruits of the Spirit (or Fruit of the Looms... whichever)!!! Gird your loins (with the Holy Mary Mother of the Jesus Jock-Strap), wear the Breastplate of Righteousness (with matching garter belt and pumps), and draw (with crayons) your two-edged swords for th combat (Mortal Kombat!!!!)that WILL ensue!!!

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Naked Ape Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,780	Oh Ya, well I found jesus... turns out he was behind the couch the whole time. Cheers, Naked Ape

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