The Bible Thumper

On behalf of Believers in the Creator of the Universe, His Son who died for all of our sins and His most precious Holy Spirit He sends to bring us wisdom and guides us in all matters scientific and moral, I formally request that we unite!

Unite against the Evil One. The One who has perversed this generation, this great nation of ours (the USA) and the world!!!

The Evil One is very active in this small corner of the Internet.

It is, however, through the strength and the power of God's Holy Ghost that will enable us to show the love, tolerance, kindness and holiness to the victims on this message board that He demands of us.

Victims of the Evil One.

And we will deliver on our Creator's demands! We shall show these infidels the true Fruits of the Spirit!!! Gird your loins, wear the Breastplate of Righteousness, and draw your two-edged swords for th combat that WILL ensue!!!

-selah

Viti

Um, are you serious? Did you check out the boards rules and posting guidelines?

The Bible Thumper

Ummm, yes, I did. It made no mention of the exclusion of Christians.

Viti

Christians, and theists of all types, are welcome and encouraged to participate. Preaching, however, is not really participating or discussing, nor particulalry welcome.

What does your post have to do with Biblical Criticism and History? Do you have anything of substance to post and discuss with us, all of us, theists and non?

cjack

Wow...you personally speak on behalf of all these people? I'm impressed!

You're damned right! We should indeed unite against Jesus and his followers.

Small? Maybe, but size doesn't matter.

Cool! I love ghost stories...will this one be solved by Scooby and the gang, too?

Yeah, that Jesus sure is a motherfucker...

Wait a sec...loins, breasts, "swords," ... this isn't some kinky invitation of some sort, is it?




"Ladies and gentlemen, start the ~Elsewhere~ Clock!"

judge

Yes he certainly is. :devil3:

Toto

You got it. <whoosh>

Toto

Mr. or Ms. Thumper, whichever the case may be:

I think this location may be a more appropriate venue for your mud wrestling or medieval combat, or whatever trial by battle you think will bring forth the truth.

selah to you.

Bill B

On behalf of all sane and rational members of this discussion forum, I formally request that you stare directly into your bathroom mirror--take a good long look at the face you see--and recognize what everyone else does--that without a doubt what you see is the true face of "The Evil One".

Jagella

All right, all right—you uncovered my plot and my pact with Satan. It’s so hard to keep a secret especially when the creator of the universe endows Christians—the only people who won’t fry forever—with these powers to read minds. I’ll just have to get out the ol’ Ouija board and tell Lucifer that the jig is up. Damn!

Jagella