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Old 04-09-2004, 01:43 PM   #31
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Oh, and it will soon be time to play bury the saviour.
I'm looking forward to the 'Crown of Thorns' toss myself. Like those carnival games, how many can you land on 'is head? I wonder what the prize will be?
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Oh, and it will soon be time to play bury the saviour.
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Way too much fun!!



So what did Jesus cry out to Mary Magdeline?

I'm going to come again!
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A weirdo goes into a hotel at the Cross, throws down a handful of nails and says to the clerk, can you put me up for the night?
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*hanging my head low*...I have been thouroughly chastised. Forgive me Spinster for I have sinned....*now where's me mug...and me St. Andrews ale?*
Oh, I do appreciate contrition when it doesn't have to be me! Now run along and say a few I-told-you-sos and don't do it again.

Do make sure you've got enough ale to tide you through the virgin death, when they perform the caesarian to find the empty womb.


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I'm looking forward to the 'Crown of Thorns' toss myself. Like those carnival games, how many can you land on 'is head? I wonder what the prize will be?
30 pieces of silver or a worthless plot of land?

Hey, but sorry, the crown of thorns toss was yesterday, but you'll still get a chance at finger the wounds.


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So what did Jesus cry out to Mary Magdeline?

I'm going to come again!
Don't know where, don't know when,
But I know I'll come again some sunny day . . .

I thought he said, "can you rub a little bit lower?"


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Old 04-10-2004, 08:07 AM   #37
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Hey, but sorry, the crown of thorns toss was yesterday, but you'll still get a chance at finger the wounds.


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Lol. You are a twisted and perverse mob.

Quick festive season opinion poll!: ‘Should I (and other fundies) feel uncomfortable with statements like the one above?’ (are they blasphemous?)
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I thought he said, "can you rub a little bit lower?"


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I think he said HIGHER.... she was massaging his feet wasn't she?
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I'm only stopping long enough to pin the spear on the appendix....and then I'm outta here.

But do include me on the "Moment of Death" betting pool.
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Mark 16:17 These signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new languages; 16:18 they will pick up snakes with their hands, and whatever poison they drink will not harm them; they will place their hands on the sick and they will be well.�

I haven't seen much of this in the modern age, other than Jim Jones. Gee that didn't got to well did it...
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