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Old 01-22-2005, 08:07 PM   #21
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what did noah feed the animals that eat other animals?
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:05 PM   #22
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well... god did say two of EVERY animal... and there are an awful lot of different kinds of fish
Fish?? FISH?? They aren't proper animals. Its not like they have feelings or anything! Jeez...
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Old 01-25-2005, 02:19 AM   #23
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Yeah... I was thinking that with all those birds flapping their wings furiously like that, how the fuck did the thing not take off?
Just think how funny the story of Noah's helicopter would sound...
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Old 01-25-2005, 02:28 AM   #24
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what did noah feed the animals that eat other animals?
Well, the dinosaurs, obviously.
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Old 01-25-2005, 03:49 AM   #25
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Well, the dinosaurs, obviously.

OF COURSE

the answer was so obvious all along

Noah is the reason the dinosaur's are extinct
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:08 AM   #26
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Well, either that, or Noah fed them bloated corpses that he harpooned while they were floating by. The latter might make a bit more sense space-wise, though.
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Old 01-25-2005, 09:52 AM   #27
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THEY COULD HAVE BEEN BLOATED DINOSAUR CORPSES


god put the bloated dinosaur (and unicorn) corpses there to test Noah
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:48 PM   #28
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Two words: Baby dinosaurs
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Old 01-27-2005, 09:19 AM   #29
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John Jakes once did a calculation showing that 1100 tonnes metric of animal feces would be produced each day. Can you imagine the amount of methane that would produce? Let abee the methane from the ruminants. Nobody would dare light a fire in that box. It would have blown sky high!

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Hmmm... maybe they collected the methane and used it for fuel? They could have been jet propelled! The world's first speedboat! lol
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No! This post is the Devil! (Notice the rightmost number)



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