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Chris Weimer · 02-15-2005, 08:19 PM

It's not like we haven't been through this before. Thankfully, your methods are now considered illegal in most countries (except Iran and other theocracies where killing "infidels" is the norm). And don't give me that "show them love" yadda because the last time you all pulled this stunt we had thousands of people burned at stake.

Godless Wonder · 02-15-2005, 08:30 PM

To the laughable OP, a response that makes just as much sense:

"Good evening! As a duly designated representative of the state, county and city of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"

Eldarion Lathria · 02-15-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bible Thumper

And we will deliver on our Creator's demands! We shall show these infidels the true Fruits of the Spirit!!! Gird your loins, wear the Breastplate of Righteousness, and draw your two-edged swords for th combat that WILL ensue!!!

-selah

Ooh, they wear breastplates, and they have swords! Herr Schopenhauer you may commence firing machineguns at 1000 meters. Rifles in volley at four hundred. Mister Darwin, I have a fire mission for you. Foxtrot one through six, mix of HE and Cluster. Fire!

Eldarion Lathria

The Bible Thumper · 02-15-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Godless Wonder

To the laughable OP, a response that makes just as much sense:

"Good evening! As a duly designated representative of the state, county and city of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"

Lol, Godless Blunder, you need to understand something. The Love of Christ is some 3 BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILION strong. Add the Love of God among the Jewish and Muslims and we have a whole WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD of people trying to bring the Fruits of the Spirit to the rest.

Now those guys in that Hollywood production had NO following, save the advertisers and commercial interests who made big buck$ off the flick...

The Bible Thumper · 02-15-2005, 08:46 PM

...-selah...

Godless Wonder · 02-15-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bible Thumper

Lol, Godless Blunder, you need to understand something. The Love of Christ is some 3 BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILION strong. Add the Love of God among the Jewish and Muslims and we have a whole WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD of people trying to bring the Fruits of the Spirit to the rest.

This still leaves the majority of people, 2 out of every 3 on the planet, who think that Christianity is false. So, if numbers count, as you seem to imply they do, then it is you who need to change.

The number of people believing in X have no bearing on whether X is actually true or not.

Christianity is a horrible horrible lie, and any "meaning of life" you derive from it is a sham.

You should really stop blathering on, posting in thread after thread your foaming-at-the-mouth evangelistic nonsense and read the board for awhile first. Unless of course this is all a big joke of yours, which I suspect.

Naked Ape · 02-15-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bible Thumper

Lol, Godless Blunder, you need to understand something. The Love of Christ is some 3 BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILION strong. Add the Love of God among the Jewish and Muslims and we have a whole WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD of people trying to bring the Fruits of the Spirit to the rest.

What about the Love of God between the Jewish and Muslims and Christoids, er, Xtians, and of course others?

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Originally Posted by XTC

Dear God, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image,
see them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get enough to eat
from God,
I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you,
but... I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image,
see them fighting in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet
about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear God, don't know if you noticed,
but... your name is on a lot of quotes in this book,
and us crazy humans wrote it,
you should take a look,
and all the people that you made in your image still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain't, and so do you,
dear God,
I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You're always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring,
the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
and it's the same the whole world 'round.
The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive
that my heart's here upon my sleeve.
If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you....

Cheers,

Naked Ape

LeeBuhrul · 02-15-2005, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bible Thumper

On behalf of Believers in the Creator of the Universe, His Son who died for all of our sins and His most precious Holy Spirit He sends to bring us wisdom and guides us in all matters scientific and moral, I formally request that we unite!

Unite against the Evil One. The One who has perversed this generation, this great nation of ours (the USA) and the world!!!

The Evil One is very active in this small corner of the Internet.

It is, however, through the strength and the power of God's Holy Ghost that will enable us to show the love, tolerance, kindness and holiness to the victims on this message board that He demands of us.

Victims of the Evil One.

And we will deliver on our Creator's demands! We shall show these infidels the true Fruits of the Spirit!!! Gird your loins, wear the Breastplate of Righteousness, and draw your two-edged swords for th combat that WILL ensue!!!

-selah

Science has yet to come up with an antidote or cure for mental diahrrea... sorry... just grin and bear it. it too shall pass
:banghead:

Weltall · 02-15-2005, 10:12 PM

This sounds like the kind of thing I expected to see in a Nutwatch. Calling QoS, calling QoS!

Donald_McRonald · 02-15-2005, 10:23 PM

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The Evil One is very active in this small corner of the Internet.

Yes, he is...

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02-15-2005, 08:19 PM	#11
Chris Weimer Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: none Posts: 9,879	It's not like we haven't been through this before. Thankfully, your methods are now considered illegal in most countries (except Iran and other theocracies where killing "infidels" is the norm). And don't give me that "show them love" yadda because the last time you all pulled this stunt we had thousands of people burned at stake.

02-15-2005, 08:30 PM	#12
Godless Wonder Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 4,197	To the laughable OP, a response that makes just as much sense: "Good evening! As a duly designated representative of the state, county and city of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"

02-15-2005, 08:46 PM	#15
The Bible Thumper Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: California Posts: 222	...-selah...

02-15-2005, 10:12 PM	#19
Weltall Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Francisco Posts: 3,283	This sounds like the kind of thing I expected to see in a Nutwatch. Calling QoS, calling QoS!

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