Garry Denke

"Thou sayest it."

Pilate=Jesus=Matthew=Mark=Luke=John=Paul=James=Peter=Jude

The greatest author of all time,

THE KING OF THE JEWS

--

Pilate, my favorite author. What a ghost-writer, eh?

drewjmore

boy, you said it alright.

No Robots

Not as well as this guy, though.

Garry Denke

The Catholic Church Saints
Saint Ampere, Andre-Marie (1775-1836)
Saint Archimedes (287-212 B.C.)
Saint Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
Saint Avogadro, Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo (1776-1856)
Saint Bernoulli, Daniel (1700-1782)
Saint Bohr, Niels Henrik David (1885-1962)
Saint Boltzmann, Ludwig Eduard (1844-1906)
Saint Born, Max (1882-1970)
Saint Boyle, Robert (1627-1691)
Saint Brahe, Tyge Ottesen (1546-1601)
Saint Brunhes, Bernard (1867-1910)
Saint Bruno, Giordano (1548-1600)
Saint Cavendish, Henry (1731-1810)
Saint Charles, Jacques Alexandre Cesar (1746-1823)
Saint Copernicus, Nicolaus (1473-1543)
Saint Curie, Pierre (1859-1906)
Saint da Vinci, Leonardo di ser Piero (1452-1519)
Saint Darwin, Charles Robert (1809-1882)
Saint Davy, Humphry (1778-1829)
Saint de Coulomb, Charles Augustin (1736-1806)
Saint Dulong, Pierre Louis (1785-1838)
Saint Edison, Thomas Alva (1847-1931)
Saint Einstein, Albert (1879-1955)
Saint Euclid (333-266 B.C.)
Saint Faraday, Michael (1791-1867)
Saint Fermi, Enrico (1901-1954)
Saint Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790)
Saint Galilei, Galileo (1564-1642)
Saint Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von (1749-1832)
Saint Haeckel, Ernst Heinrich Philipp August (1834-1919)
Saint Haldane, John Burdon Sanderson (1892-1964)
Saint Halley, Edmond (1656-1742)
Saint Harvey, William (1578-1657)
Saint Herschel, Frederick William (1738-1822)
Saint Hipparchus (160-125 B.C.)
Saint Hippocrates (460-377 B.C.)
Saint Hooke, Robert (1635-1703)
Saint Huxley, Thomas Henry (1825-1895)
Saint Huygens, Christiaan (1629-1693)
Saint Kepler, Johannes (1571-1630)
Saint Leakey, Louis Seymour Bazett (1903-1972)
Saint Leslie, John (1766-1832)
Saint Lorenz, Konrad Zacharias (1903-1989)
Saint Lyell, Charles (1797-1875)
Saint Mariotte, Edme (1620-1684)
Saint Matuyama, Motonori (1884-1958)
Saint Maxwell, James Clerk (1831-1879)
Saint Mendel, Gregor Johann (1822-1884)
Saint Michell, John (1724-1793)
Saint Michelson, Albert Abraham (1852-1931)
Saint Newton, Isaac (1642-1727)
Saint Oppenheimer, J. Robert (1904-1967)
Saint Pascal, Blaise (1623-1662)
Saint Planck, Max Karl Ernst Ludwig (1858-1947)
Saint Petit, Alexis Therese (1791-1820)
Saint Priestley, Joseph (1733-1804)
Saint Ptolemaeus, Claudius (90-168)
Saint Roentgen, Wilhelm Conrad (1845-1923)
Saint Salk, Jonas Edward (1914-1995)
Saint Sklodowska-Curie, Maria (1867-1934)
Saint Thomson, William (1824-1907)
Saint Torricelli, Evangelista (1608-1647)
Saint Tyndall, John (1820-1893)
Saint Venturi, Giovanni Battista (1746-1822)
Saint Volta, Alessandro Giuseppe Antonio Anastasio (1745-1827)
Saint Wohler, Friedrich (1800-1882)
The First 66,
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The Catholic Church Saints
Saint Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi (780-850)
Saint Muhammad ibn Abd Allah (570-632)
Saint Aristocles (428-347 B.C.)
Saint Francois-Marie Arouet (1694-1778)
Saint Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus (121-180)
Saint Sri Aurobindo (1872-1950)
Saint Moses Austin (1761-1821)
Saint Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Saint Roger Bacon (1214-1294)
Saint Abu Abdullah Muhammad Ibn Battuta (1304-1377)
Saint Isabella Baumfree (1797-1883)
Saint Eric Arthur Blair (1903-1950)
Saint Cesar Estrada Chavez (1927-1993)
Saint Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
Saint Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835-1910)
Saint Isidore Marie Auguste Francois Xavier Comte (1798-1857)
Saint Confucius (551-479 B.C.)
Saint Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
Saint Peter Ferdinand Drucker (1909-2005)
Saint William Edward Burghardt Du Bois (1868-1963)
Saint Max Ehrmann (1872-1945)
Saint Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Saint Richard Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)
Saint Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)
Saint William Lloyd Garrison (1805-1879)
Saint Siddhartha Gautama (563-483 B.C.)
Saint Geronimo (1829-1909)
Saint Edward Michael Harrington (1928-1989)
Saint Eric Hoffer (1898-1983)
Saint Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935)
Saint William James (1842-1910)
Saint Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
Saint Jiddu Krishnamurti (1895-1986)
Saint Lao Tzu (700-600 B.C.)
Saint Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
Saint Malcolm Little (1925-1965)
Saint John Marshall (1755-1835)
Saint Karl Heinrich Marx (1818-1883)
Saint Meng Tzu (372-289 B.C.)
Saint Earl Nightingale (1922-1989)
Saint Origen (185-254)
Saint Robert Owen (1771-1858)
Saint Thomas Paine (1737-1809)
Saint Laurence J. Peter (1919-1990)
Saint Pontius Pilate (8 B.C.-67)
Saint Mestrius Plutarchus (46-127)
Saint Marco Polo (1254-1325)
Saint Pythagoras (580-490 B.C.)
Saint Ferenc III Rakoczi (1710-1784)
Saint William Penn Adair Rogers (1879-1935)
Saint Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778)
Saint Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre (1905-1980)
Saint Adam Smith (1723-1790)
Saint Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
Saint Baruch de Spinoza (1632-1677)
Saint Rudolf Steiner (1861-1925)
Saint Sun Tzu (544-496 B.C.)
Saint Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
Saint Michael Coleman Talbot (1953-1992)
Saint David Henry Thoreau (1817-1862)
Saint Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy (1828-1910)
Saint Immanuel Velikovsky (1895-1979)
Saint Earl Warren (1891-1974)
Saint Maximilian Carl Emil Weber (1864-1920)
Saint Herbert George Wells (1866-1946)
Saint Walter Whitman (1819-1892)
The Last 66,
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CANONIZATION is the act by which the Catholic Church declares a deceased person to be a saint, inscribing that person in the canon of its recognized saints. Here at the Church the act of canonization is reserved to the sole proprietor of the Catholic Church, and occurs at the conclusion of a long process requiring extensive proof that the person proposed for canonization lived, and died, in such a way that he or she is worthy to be recognized as a saint. Canonization does not make someone a saint, it is only a declaration to the public that the person was, is, and forever will be, a saint.
NOW: Therefore; it is formally hereby declared to the public that the First 66 Saints (named and referenced above) and the Last 66 Saints (named and referenced above) have been saints in the past, are now saints in the present, and forever will be saints in the future.

The First 66 Saints
The Last 66 Saints
Grace to All,
THE KING OF THE JEWS
Pilate

Toto

I see that Garry Denke, a geologist and oil man from Plano Texas, has filed for an assumed name of "The Catholic Church" and now proposes to create his own saints.

This is not quite the focus of this forum, and I think this thread will find a new home ~Elsewhere.~

Good luck in your future endeavors, Mr. Denke.

Splarnst

Wha...?

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

Saint Sun Tzu?


O...kay...

Garry Denke

Hey thanks Toto ~Elsewhere~

It's one Hell of a List, eh?

StarryNight

Nice list, how lond did it take ya?

Garry Denke

A couple of weeks LukeS, promoting it, will be longer.
Here's the pitch to "the Christ posters" of the planet.

<snip "Christ poster" bullshit>

And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

<snip "Christ poster" bullshit>

And as he sat upon the mount of Olives over against the temple, Peter and James and John and Andrew asked him privately, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign when all these things shall be fulfilled? And Jesus answering them began to say, Take heed lest any man deceive you: For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

<snip "Christ poster" bullshit>

Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God. Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?

"Christ poster" full of bullshit.

i am god!
I am God!
I AM GOD!

My only Church has been established,
my Church was founded Upon a Rock,
and my 144 Saints already canonized.

(12 Apostles)

Thou shalt Worship my First 66 Saints

Energy = h(2-alpha)[(G-d)^1/2]
G = gravitation
d = density
alpha = interaction strength
h = quantum of action
E = energy

Thou shalt Worship my Last 66 Saints

Energy = hbar[(G-d)^1/2]
G = gravitation
d = density
hbar = quantum of alpha
E = energy

Watch my Reversal,

(1 Universal)

SATAN THE DEVIL