Gunnaheave

OK, Leah and hazy, could you two just keep this conversation up for a few more posts.

�please!

Shadowy Man

Hey, you can type pretty well one-handed!!

Leah

Lads,
thank you for the first laugh of 2004.

And Robbie Williams, thanks for that show on tv tonight and for making me grunt for longer then any other time in 2003.

(... no, the bottle is not quite empty yet ... )

sweep

So f**king what!

Well I've been to Hastings,
and I've been to Brighton.
I've been to Eastport too.
So what? So what?
And I've been here, I've been there.
I've been every f**king where.
So what? So what?
So what? so what? you boring little cunt.

Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
Yeah who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

Well I've f**ked a queen.
I've f**ked f**ked.
I've even sucked an old man's cock.
So what? So what?
And I've f**ked a sheep.
I've f**ked a goat.
I rammed my cock right down his throat.
So what? So what?
So what, so what, you boring little f**k.

Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
And who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

And I've drunk that,
I've drunk this.
I've spewed up on a pint of piss.
So what? So what?
I've had scank, I've have speed.
I've jacked up until I bleed.
So what? So what?
So what, so what, you boring little cunt.

Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
Yeah who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

I've had crabs,
I've had lice,
I've had the clap and that ain't nice.
So what? So what?
I've f**ked this, I've f**ked that.
I've even f**ked a school girl's twat.
So what? So what?
So what, so what you boring little f**k.

Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
And who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you.

So f**king what!
Yeah!

sophie

Hmmmm... are these invisible, pink chicks ? Was that what you really meant honey?

Actually I am surprised the clean freak don't use additives like honey some oil please, or gotta wash that down with whipping cream ! !

They must be putting you on, or trying to put you off ! How much cash do you really have?

Gawdawful

She's 18 and can't use the internet? R i g h t . Now I know this is fiction.


Warren

orpheus last chant

Actually, don't know how things are in where he lives, but I have a friend that came to me, all serious:

-Iulia, you know computer stuff, right?
-Err, yeah. Nothing too technical though. Why?
- How do you create folders? (actually she said the envelope thingies)
-errr. [explanation]
-Right-click? Oh nevermind, I'll ask my brother.

No, I think believe him....excuse me, I have Orlando Bloom lost long twin on line one. Not that's a problem, he'll wait hours, the second line, J. Phoenix's double is soo impatient. He's a nut .

sophie

Can you produce pictures?

Shake

Oh, soap! I knew I was forgetting something! (j/k)
Apparently more than you think, 'cause that's it! That's what I like about it.

Leah, sorry about your lack of doing 'things'. bummer.

Leah

yeah, well, thank you.
You just made me realise that I basically missed out on something beween 120 and 200 great moments in the last four months. Not to think of the 'cut diet' I was on the months before.

Is it ok to shoot myself now?

Oh, and, em: What does 'bummer' mean??